code names

jaydollar

In the previous post there are samples of code names for sex: vanilla and salt.  Can anyone else share their code names for sex?

riderpunk

We use "pie" and "parlor games" Thats what we write on the calendar so no one knows.

jkmcnamara

In my house, we are mature adults and call it "sex", "making love" and sometimes "fvcking".

Crazy, isn't it?

dramasailor

jkmcnamara:

In my house, we are mature adults and call it "sex", "making love" and sometimes "fvcking".

Crazy, isn't it?

Boinkin' it to the horizontal wango tango doesn't sound mature enough for you?

In all reality, we call it sex or fuucking. 

SnailButt

We like to call it hide the pineapple or ride the horny llama...

No in all reality it's either- making love, sex or fuucking- we're all adults here.

jkmcnamara

dramasailor:

jkmcnamara:

In my house, we are mature adults and call it "sex", "making love" and sometimes "fvcking".

Crazy, isn't it?

Boinkin' it to the horizontal wango tango doesn't sound mature enough for you?

In all reality, we call it sex or fuucking. 

Hmmm, that might be the ONE exception 

DaringMiss

I had an ex that would refer to his member as Mr. President -- who wanted to do some work in the Oval Office.  Cracked me up every time. 

pastrypuff9000

Fvcking

megd06

We have a grown up relationship...no need for codes. It's sex.

sweetpea0911

It's not that we "need" a code name for it, nor are we trying to hide anything.  It makes us laugh.  That, to us, is more important that referring to it by its "proper" name.

EnDee

I think if you're talking about sex at all its a good thing (ephimisms or no).  So many people never bring it up at all.

 

 

The_Quiet_One

We sometimes jokingly refer to it as "sexy fun time" because it's good for a laugh, although that's generally a private, between us thing.  But we also refer to it as having sex or making love.  Just depends on if one of us is in a particularly playful mood.

LemonLover33

When we are alone, we say sex. When we write letters when he is gone, I say vanilla. You never know who will read his mail or who's looking over his shoulder. So if you're saying I'm a child for having an inside joke with my husband, that's okay. Go ahead. 

TheSinger

LemonLover33:

When we are alone, we say sex. When we write letters when he is gone, I say vanilla. You never know who will read his mail or who's looking over his shoulder. So if you're saying I'm a child for having an inside joke with my husband, that's okay. Go ahead. 

There's nothing wrong with it.  People need to have some fun.

LemonLover33

TheSinger:

LemonLover33:

When we are alone, we say sex. When we write letters when he is gone, I say vanilla. You never know who will read his mail or who's looking over his shoulder. So if you're saying I'm a child for having an inside joke with my husband, that's okay. Go ahead. 

There's nothing wrong with it.  People need to have some fun.

I was referring to this:  

 jkmcnamara:In my house, we are mature adults and call it "sex", "making love" and sometimes "fvcking".

Crazy, isn't it?  

pandasquishy

There's nothing wrong with code names, just because you don't say "sex" "making love" or "***" doesn't mean you're not mature adults.  Sometimes code names are fun and it's nice to have a private joke sometimes.

Usually we call sex "the sex."  The only code name we have is "button" for my clitoris.  I don't know how it started, but that's what it is.

Mrs.Rad888

We call it sex, or fukking. DH sometimes calls it "hiding the winkie" or making love. I'll laugh when he says "hiding the winkie", but I ignore him when he calls it making love. I hate that term.

justlld

I don't care if you use code names at home, but why post them here?  If the code names are jokes between you and DH, keep them that way and call it sex on the board.

Lovestojam

We generally just say sex or fuucking. We might joke about muffy, tweedle, the big man, etc. Just depends on how playful our mood is. We did go through an embarassing couple of months after seeing the movie duplex where we began occasionally referring to his as "Mr Peabody".

I actually got a kick out of one of the previous replies referring to him as "Mr President", and how Mr President needed to perform some work in the oval office. Too funny!

jaydollar

sounds fine...... every couple has their own language, verbal and nonverbal

JKeyes2011

We call it "sex" when alone, but around others or on the phone we call it "Cookies"

cahsmiles

Uh honey?

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