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EnDee - exactly how does a guy fake it?

I seriously need to know.  In detail please.

Re: EnDee - exactly how does a guy fake it?

  • I don't how true this is.  But I was told that just because they ejaculate does not mean that they have an orgasm. 
  • imageMrsSmiley09:
    I don't how true this is.  But I was told that just because they ejaculate does not mean that they have an orgasm. 
    u are right
  • Very interesting.......so a guy can ejaculate without an orgasm on demand?  Is that what you're saying?
  • imagekittycarr:
    Very interesting.......so a guy can ejaculate without an orgasm on demand?  Is that what you're saying?

     

    Ok, let's see how I can explain??? Ok boys don't start producing sperm and therefore the ability to ejaculate until they are lets say 13. Before the age of 13 if he masturbates well enough he will orgasm but there will be no ejaculation. I hope that kinda helps you understand.

  • Not at all when you're talking about a grown man faking it.
  • imagekittycarr:
    Not at all when you're talking about a grown man faking it.
    well you asked if there was diff right btwn the 2 right?
  • imagekittycarr:
    Not at all when you're talking about a grown man faking it.
    maybe i read the question wrong but to be clear a man can have an o and not ejaculate or ejaculate and not o
  • Well if I were a man and I wanted to fake it I think it would pretty easy. Especially if he was wearing a condom. He would say, 'oh god, i'm going to cvm! AAArrruuugh' make a weird face, and then collapse. Roll over, go into the bathroom, dispose of condom. Most women wouldn't dig through the trash to inspect a condom to see if it had cvm in it.
  • imagediddygrl:
    imageMrsSmiley09:
    I don't how true this is.  But I was told that just because they ejaculate does not mean that they have an orgasm. 
    u are right

    Likewise, men can have smaller O's without ejaculation. Very common during tantra sex.

  • imageboredinuk:
    Well if I were a man and I wanted to fake it I think it would pretty easy. Especially if he was wearing a condom. He would say, 'oh god, i'm going to cvm! AAArrruuugh' make a weird face, and then collapse. Roll over, go into the bathroom, dispose of condom. Most women wouldn't dig through the trash to inspect a condom to see if it had cvm in it.

    This is true, but I think most women would notice the excretions in the condom when he pulls it out, yes? How do you fake that?

  • imageboredinuk:
    Well if I were a man and I wanted to fake it I think it would pretty easy. Especially if he was wearing a condom. He would say, 'oh god, i'm going to cvm! AAArrruuugh' make a weird face, and then collapse. Roll over, go into the bathroom, dispose of condom. Most women wouldn't dig through the trash to inspect a condom to see if it had cvm in it.

     

    I'm sorry this had me cracking up laughing lol Your description is so true! lol  I find it interesting tho that guys can fake it.. I never knew it was possible for guys too..

  • imageMarisaDolce:

    imagediddygrl:
    imageMrsSmiley09:
    I don't how true this is.  But I was told that just because they ejaculate does not mean that they have an orgasm. 
    u are right

    Likewise, men can have smaller O's without ejaculation. Very common during tantra sex.

    This is what I'm wondering as well. It's not like a he takes the condom off and hides it. It's a bag of sperm and it's noticeable.

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  • DamikDamik member
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    I asked DH about it and he said sure I can go uhh uhh uhh and spit on your back.
  • I think it would take great skill to cvm and not orgasm. I'm sure my DH has never faked it. I definitely would know. 
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  • imageLemonLover33:
    I think it would take great skill to cvm and not orgasm. I'm sure my DH has never faked it. I definitely would know. 

     

    It does take a lot of practice. DH has mastered it, we used a few books, one the multi orgasmic couple was really useful!!

  • imageMarisaDolce:

    imageboredinuk:
    Well if I were a man and I wanted to fake it I think it would pretty easy. Especially if he was wearing a condom. He would say, 'oh god, i'm going to cvm! AAArrruuugh' make a weird face, and then collapse. Roll over, go into the bathroom, dispose of condom. Most women wouldn't dig through the trash to inspect a condom to see if it had cvm in it.

    This is true, but I think most women would notice the excretions in the condom when he pulls it out, yes? How do you fake that?

    Depending on the situation I think it would be pretty easy, especially if you are in the dark.
  • imagediddygrl:

    imageLemonLover33:
    I think it would take great skill to cvm and not orgasm. I'm sure my DH has never faked it. I definitely would know. 

     

    It does take a lot of practice. DH has mastered it, we used a few books, one the multi orgasmic couple was really useful!!

    He's mastered cuming without having an orgasm?  this seems really pointless.

  • imagediddygrl:
    imageMarisaDolce:

    imageboredinuk:
    Well if I were a man and I wanted to fake it I think it would pretty easy. Especially if he was wearing a condom. He would say, 'oh god, i'm going to cvm! AAArrruuugh' make a weird face, and then collapse. Roll over, go into the bathroom, dispose of condom. Most women wouldn't dig through the trash to inspect a condom to see if it had cvm in it.

    This is true, but I think most women would notice the excretions in the condom when he pulls it out, yes? How do you fake that?

    Depending on the situation I think it would be pretty easy, especially if you are in the dark.

    You really seem to be splitting hairs here. I rarely have sex in the dark (granted I don't know if I am alone in this). if you are intimate with someone a lot (like a H), I think you would notice if there was jiz in the condom. EVEN IF your situation is plausible, I'm sure you'd see the condom in the trash can? Or are you going to say next that he would rush into the bathroom and squirt some lotion in there? Hmm

    The point is simple: women can fake it a HELL OF A LOT easier than men. Done and done.

  • Women can fake it easier, but has nobody's husband ever had a dry day?  If it's round two, there's not a lot that's going to come out.  Are you looking at the condoms under a microscope?  What I don't get is the point of a guy faking it, or, I guess, the point of anybody faking it. 
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  • imagejustlld:
    Women can fake it easier, but has nobody's husband ever had a dry day?  If it's round two, there's not a lot that's going to come out.  Are you looking at the condoms under a microscope?  What I don't get is the point of a guy faking it, or, I guess, the point of anybody faking it. 

    This.

    My hubby orgasms without cvmming a good bit. But usually when we have done it twice that day or a lot in one week.

    I don't go through the garbage to find the condom to see if he jizzed in it. 

  • imagediddygrl:

    imagekittycarr:
    Very interesting.......so a guy can ejaculate without an orgasm on demand?  Is that what you're saying?

     

    Ok, let's see how I can explain??? Ok boys don't start producing sperm and therefore the ability to ejaculate until they are lets say 13. Before the age of 13 if he masturbates well enough he will orgasm but there will be no ejaculation. I hope that kinda helps you understand.

    As far as I know, many men cannot orgasm until puberty. So what you've said here won't be true in all cases.

  • imagejustlld:
    Women can fake it easier, but has nobody's husband ever had a dry day?  If it's round two, there's not a lot that's going to come out.  Are you looking at the condoms under a microscope?  What I don't get is the point of a guy faking it, or, I guess, the point of anybody faking it. 

    No, MH has never had a dry day. 

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  • imagejustlld:
    Women can fake it easier, but has nobody's husband ever had a dry day?  If it's round two, there's not a lot that's going to come out.  Are you looking at the condoms under a microscope?  What I don't get is the point of a guy faking it, or, I guess, the point of anybody faking it. 

    My only guess is he picked up a hot chick at a bar and assumed she'd be a good lay and then much to his disappointment, can't wait to get the hell out of there!  I know I've been there - hot guy, looks like a good lay.....I snuck out while he left me to go pee in the middle of banging me.

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  • imageDamik:
    I asked DH about it and he said sure I can go uhh uhh uhh and spit on your back.

    rotflmao!

  • imageboredinuk:
    Well if I were a man and I wanted to fake it I think it would pretty easy. Especially if he was wearing a condom. He would say, 'oh god, i'm going to cvm! AAArrruuugh' make a weird face, and then collapse. Roll over, go into the bathroom, dispose of condom. Most women wouldn't dig through the trash to inspect a condom to see if it had cvm in it.

     

    This.  I've done this too many times to count with past girlfriends.  As I'm sure most guys have that have worn condoms.

    Sorry for the late reply...I was away on vacation for the past week.

     

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