Jordan is going to have to attend Daddy boot camp before we have children.
So my cousin gave birth to Jordan and my god-daughter on Tuesday. I was at the hospital with her all day and would call Jordan to give hime updates. Here is a conversation that I had with Jordan
Me: the anesthesiologist is having a hard time with the epidural and has missed several times. He is in there for the forth time right now. Nat is getting really frustrated.
Jordan: what do you mean?
Me: do you know what the epidural is?
Jordan: yes, it numbs you.
Me: yeah.
Jordan: but what I don't understand is how he can miss her vagina.
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Me: Oh.My.God. really? No hun. It goes in her back.
Then he proceeds to ask me when my cousin will come home after she gives birth and I tell him she will most likely be at the hospital two nights. He then says that's crazy and when we have a baby we will leave right after the baby is born...... ![]()
Please, when the time comes, how the heck am I supposed to deal with this man's nonsense? They do have boot camp where I can send him.... right?
Re: Oh Dear
actually they have an excellent daddy boot camp here in denver...
wow. men are hilarious!
Me too!
Lewis attended a Daddy Bootcamp before B was born. I highly recommend one.
LOL I haven't laughed that hard in days. OMG that was priceless!!!!!!!!!
Ask him how he would like to pee out a log and go home right after? When I have bad cramps Art use to say I was being a baby. I told him let me take a hammer to your balls and tell you what a baby you are. He doesn't say much anymore.
Phew....Boot camp it is for Jordan!!!
haha that's hilarious!
I think Steve will also need some Daddy bootcamp too so don't feel bad.
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omg! hahhahahahahahahahha. that is HILARIOUS.
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