Oh wow... from the GP board...

kelliejo83

I lurk on the Getting Pregnant board for charting advice - I am planning to go off my birth control and start charting in a few months, but for the opposite reason, to NOT have a baby... so I need to be confident in my charting.

Anyway, while lurking today, I came across this gem... some couple thought smoking weed would relax their baby!  The baby's drug test came back positive at birth, so now they get regular visits from Social Services.  It shouldn't be so "easy" to have a kid.  There should be a written exam and a psych evaluation.  Wow.

http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/35414989.aspx

Karen2905

Ugh... I hope that's MUD.

*MrsMuffin*

Did you see the one where the poster wanted her boyfriend to deliver the baby?  He was qualified to deliver their baby because he grew up on a farm and had delivered several large mammals in the past. 

kelliejo83

*MrsMuffin*:

Did you see the one where the poster wanted her boyfriend to deliver the baby?  He was qualified to deliver their baby because he grew up on a farm and had delivered several large mammals in the past. 

Ewww!  I wouldn't even want my husband to SEE the actual delivering, much less DO it! 

Milliechel67

Things like that seriously piss me off.

juangela

Omg, about the boyfriend birthing her baby because he has birthed cows...

Post 1:

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/35343164.aspx

Post 2:

http://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/35402741.aspx

 

And Kellie...from experience ...use condoms or some other barrier method for a month or two! Your plan was my original plan...clearly, that didn't work out quite like I'd planned (but exactly how my mother had predicted!).

kelliejo83

juangela:

And Kellie...from experience ...use condoms or some other barrier method for a month or two! Your plan was my original plan...clearly, that didn't work out quite like I'd planned (but exactly how my mother had predicted!).

Oh yea, we'll be using condoms too - we usually use them now and I'm on birth control!  There's no way would I just do charting alone!

Cipolla2Be

kelliejo83:

I lurk on the Getting Pregnant board for charting advice - I am planning to go off my birth control and start charting in a few months, but for the opposite reason, to NOT have a baby... so I need to be confident in my charting.

Anyway, while lurking today, I came across this gem... some couple thought smoking weed would relax their baby!  The baby's drug test came back positive at birth, so now they get regular visits from Social Services.  It shouldn't be so "easy" to have a kid.  There should be a written exam and a psych evaluation.  Wow.

http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/35414989.aspx

I used to be a social worker....  people are sick.

miss.kayla

this reminds me of my sister and sil. they don't do drugs but the way they take care of their new baby makes me sick.