You're crazy and everyone knows it. However, crazy is not supposed to impact your memory. Yesterday you directed me to do something. This morning when I started doing it, you told me not to bother because you went through it several months ago. Well, I did it anyway. I'm glad I did because, apparently, you didn't actually go through it--or you missed a lot of things.
Also, when I'm trying to be helpful, don't get hateful and angry with me. I don't have anything to do in this office, and, therefore, need something to occupy my time. If that means creating work that may show your faults, I cannot help it. Especially when, going back to paragraph one, you encourage me to act on those tasks.
BTW, you smell like ass.
Munkii
Re: Dear Co-Irker,
I heart you Munkii.