November 2008 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
FF
Fire away, ladies! I know I need one today...
Re: FF
Dear bumbling employee, Maybe if you spent less time trying to tell me your observations on something that is perfectly irrelevant to your job, you would have more time to get your actual job done. I don't want to converse with you, especially when you're behind on your work. Also, you smell bad.
Dear AF, Stay the F away from me, you stupid biitch. Please.
Dear self: Get off your lazy butt and get back to the gym! And find some motivation for work - it's Friday, you can make it! Without killing someone. Really.
DH: I know you have no motivation to work on J's car, but the faster you get that stupid battery hooked up, the faster it will be out of your shop. So GET ON IT!!! You know he'll call some time or another and what are you going to say....hmmm? Not doing anything about is not going to make it go away.
J- Your a LOSER!!!
Self- Your a fat slob!!! Do something about it!!!
Coworker- You are f-ing up so much! You are not a team player at all. You are mean to clients and you don't want to do ANYTHING that you don't have to. I talked to the manager yesterday and she said she was going to talk to you today. I pray that this is true because you need to get CANNED!!!!
Dear AF- Stay away! (same for Jweat!, stay away from her too!). I don't want you around!
Dear hubby- when I ask you to "help" with dinner it is not a favor it is just you helping me so don't turn it into something that it is not and say that I never do you any favors. We are BOTH eating the dinner, we should both (occasionally) make it together. Grrrr.
Dear work peeps, I still hate you all.
Dear Self, STOP buying things online! This past week I have gone online shopping everyday, and probably spent a weeks worth of pay. Not to mention I will not be getting paid this week.
Dear Husband, We have had our house for over 2 motnhs now. You promised to make it awesome, yet in all your spare time the only work you do on the house is the pool.Umm, hello.. we need a bathroom up and working!
Dear work: I am the only one here today. This sucks. I want to go home even though I have tons of stuff to do to keep me busy.
Dear MIL: No. I am not going an hour into the swamp to hang out at the camp if the weather is supposed to be bad. It's a dumb idea and I dont care what you are cooking. Not like I want to go parading myself around in a bathing suit or anything any way so shut your skinny trap b!tch.
Dear brother: Once again, you are a moron. Your public display of affection for you married girlfriend is ridiculous and makes you both look like trash. She ain't nothing but a two dolla ho. And her posting about her date night with her husband two nights ago just makes you look like an even bigger fool. oh...and get a job.
Dear body: how flucking dare you do this to me. trick me into thinking that you would for once actually cooperate. you are an evil ***, af and I hate you. my friends steph, and jweat hate you and we hope you die in a fire.
Dear clomid: please be nice to me. ill be your best friend....pwomise.
Dear self: I know you hate when people talk to babies like they're dumb, but some people do that and it's ok. E doesn't give a sh!t, he just sees people talking to him, let it go.
Dear self again: You're leaving E soon for one night so you can have some alone time with DH. You better suck it up and get used to the idea, because you can't let it make you so sad that you can't enjoy said alone time with DH. Seriously, you have 3 weeks to get over it, I won't let you ruin DH's time, I've worked to hard to keep it a secret so DH is surprised.
Dear AF: if you must bother someone, bother me, I don't mind. But stay away from jweat and all other novembies that want a 9 month break from you!
Dear Work: I've never cried so much in my whole life until this week. You are making me miserable and by you I mean the ownership. Yes I know what a budget is and yes I know how to save money, but your requests are being incredibly unreasonable. If you'd like me to work a 24 hour day instead of my usual 16 hour day, just say it to my face and don't beat around the bush. Also, quit freaking micro-managing!
Dear Resume: Please work some magic with the position I just applied for so I can depart this ridiculous place and be happy once again.
Dear Self: You're fat and ordering out Buffalo Wild Wings last night didn't help your bootie shrink. Get with the freaking program and start taking care of yourself. Yes I know you're in a foul mood this week and can't seem to snap out of it, but don't let work bring you down into a depressed state.
Dear Stick I Peed On This Morning: YOU SUCK!
It sounds like AF is being a *** to a lot of my girlies
. Boo.Hiss.
This! I hate that witch so much!
DH - you know that HUGE running list of sh!t you have to do???? DO something off of it already. Make your dentist appointment, sell your car and get another one (or at least start the damn process), etc. I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Self-you are 40. Today. Get over it. You need to stop beating yourself up for not being the shape, etc, you wanted to be, but you are still better than you were at 30-that's fo sho...
Dear DMV Picture lady-I don't have anything to say-I love you... you took a great pic of me!
Dear Chirp-now that you have flown away, I have no wild pet bird. Damn.
(sorry gals, I'm quite happy today!!! I got me a new drink-Red Stag and Ginger Ale-similar to a black cherry drink), I have a week til I go away... and I'm quite content...)
Oh, Dear Self #2: Get yo tushy in gear and get off THE NEST and start your online class!!! Like NOW.
Dear People Who Employ My Husband:
Seriously? 3 weeks of this overtime, weekend sh!t?! I'm over it. I'm nesting and I need my husband AT HOME so he can do some stuff that I want done before this baby comes. When you work him until 8PM, he has NO desire to come home and clean out the office so we can move the office stuff out and the baby stuff in. It also means he is not get the dining room chairs painted that he promised me would be done in 4 weeks. And it means our yard looks like sh!t because the d@mn tree he won't let me have cut down is losing leaves all over our yard and the grass needs mowed. I'd rake the leaves, but I can't bend over to bag them.
Sincerely,
Pregnant Wife.
Dear Friend.
You were suppsoed to do my hair yesterday. You said yesterday was the best day for you, so I cancelled Ladmo's grooming appointment and moved it to today, which he is in DESPERATE need of a grooming. SO THEN yesterday at the last possible second you call and cancel on me and want to do it today, fine. I scramble to see if Ladmo's appointment has been filled and it has.
The next available appointment isnt until NEXT Thursday to get him groomed. AND NOW you are not returning my calls to confirm that youare in fact doing my hair tonight. If you cancel on me again, and I moved Ladmo's appointmenet for no good reason I am going to be highly pissed. ALSO You are moving this weekend, 2 hours away....so if we dont do my hair tonight, lord only know when you will be back up here. You have been doing my hair for about 5 years now, and I will feel bad if I am forced to cheat on you and go somewhere else. I knw you need the money. Please dont cancel.
Signed
Your friend with roots and ready for a color change.
I havent had her for 15 months, I will take her from all of you.
FIVE. Well, Mine's due on Monday and there's a 99.9% chace that she will arrive as scheduled because she's a BIOTCH like that
Man, how AWESOME will it be when there's 5 of us knocked up at the same time!!!!!!!!
Very, very awesome