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I have a picture for you

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Please submit it as evidence of self-defense when I kill my husband for refusing to put the AC in. Because he's "afraid it will fall on the landlord's car". 

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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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  • I bet he knew it'd be too hot for you to kill him.  You'll just be sitting in front of the fan shaking your fist and saying, "I'd kill you if it didn't mean I had to move....or touch you."
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • your landlord sucks anyway.

    that is frightening

  • I just saw the landlord outside and I told him that Tim wouldn't put the AC in and he's all "but you guys lived in Arizona!" YEAH, WHERE EVERYTHING HAS CENTRAL AIR, MORON. So he volunteered to help Tim put it in. Jesus tapdancing Christ it is SO fukking hot in here. My poor dog is suffering.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • It'd probably fall on Molly after your landlord frees her from the cruel confines of your apartment and let her run free through the neighborhood.

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  • it's so bad, but I first and immediately thought of Swan, your show dog.  She cannot suffer the heat.  You and T can take cold showers, but for the love of Swan, put in the AC!
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  • Does that count as your talent submission? I am pretty sure not murdering your husband under those conditions is a special talent.

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • omg I want to cry. The thing is like 30 years old and weighs 400 lbs, I CANNOT lift it. I'm weak, I'm fat, and I have a bad back. All are true. Lord help me, I am seriously so effing pissed off. "We got through last summer without it" Yeah, and we're in the middle of a foffing heat wave NOW.
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • I cannot understand people who resist air conditioners.  Your H should hang out with my FIL.

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  • OMG!
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  • You don't have air conditioning?!!!??  I'm sorry.

    Will it make you feel better to know that there's a new Hyperbole about her retarded dog?

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  • I would be hiring a hit man. I don't do well without air conditioning. It should never be 90 inside the house. 
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  • Come to mama, Bethie!!! We'll run under the spinkler on my brown, crinkley grass and then sit in the cold, destroyed basement.
  • He was sitting on the couch last night WHINING about how hot it was. Uhh, you know what to do. PUT. THE. AC. IN. THE. WINDOW.

    I'm about 2 seconds from driving to Best Buy and buying a portable one.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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    Will it make you feel better to know that there's a new Hyperbole about her retarded dog?

    OMG, LOVE.  Her paint creations of her retarded dog have me in stitches.  That girl's got talent.

    PS.  I might have used a similar cat IQ test on Kittenpants.  We don't like to discuss the results in our household.

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  • I'm dying that there are actually tests to find out if your dog is mentally challenged on the internet.  I should have known.  The internets has everything!

    Bethie, srsly dude, go to Best Buy and get a portable one.  Then close yourself off in a room with it and don't let Tim in.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
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    imageFallinAgain:

    Will it make you feel better to know that there's a new Hyperbole about her retarded dog?

    OMG, LOVE.  Her paint creations of her retarded dog have me in stitches.  That girl's got talent.

    PS.  I might have used a similar cat IQ test on Kittenpants.  We don't like to discuss the results in our household.

    ::sniff, sniff::...that DID make me feel better! That's the best entry in awhile.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Oh good.  Now that the holiday is over I can replace my Sam the Eagle sig.

    ETA:  Jenny cannot find her way out from under a blanket.  She panics.

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  • I wonder if there's a dog owner out there that hasn't seen this exact face when holding a treat in their hand:
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Cali, did you see it's supposed to be 95 tomorrow and 98 on Thursday? :(

    I don't even have an A/C to harass my husband about.

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    The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
  • I did and I am not looking forward to it.  Damn people complaining about the weather not being hot enough!  We have no A/C, so I am grateful I have a basement to retreat to.  I'm guessing my bedroom is going to be wicked hot.  We'll probably end up sleeping downstairs.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • You can all come visit me. We have air conditioner like nobody's business. 
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  • I saw it. I'm almost regretting my no a/c stance. But I grew up in foffing Redding (average summer will go weeks in the 100teens) without a/c and getting one for the one week a year it's over 90 (outdoors) just seems silly. Besides if we get one Mr M will want to run it all the damn time.

    Bethie, if you don't get the a/c up you can always go the hobo route and put tinfoil over your windows. We totally don't have a skylight upstairs we did that to.

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • Tinfoil, eh? See I dont think its the sun so much as just the air being hot. We don't get much direct sunlight in here, we have a lot of old, tall trees around. My house is 242 years old (seriously).
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • your mom is 242 years old
  • YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE AIR CONDITIONING!? I'm going to kidnap you and hold you hostage until Tim gives in. Seriously. And I have central air.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • People don't have air conditioning?  What year is this?  1904?  Srsly.

     I remember when we got to our hotel in Dublin and I realized there was no A/C at our hotel (granted it was in the 70s, but I was feeling slightly warm and I like to be COLD when I sleep) and I declared Ireland to be a part of the third world.

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  • I thought I posted this already....but I don't see it.

    I don't know how people live without AC.  Why would you choose this???

    The second it's hotter than 70 degrees out, ours is on.  Twan would rather sleep in an icebath than be warm.

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • At least your hotel was in Dublin, Christin. We got a free room in Harrah's  Las Vegas for part of a vacation a few years ago. The a/c automatically went off whenever we left the room and nothing we tried to trick it worked. They claimed that it didn't take long to cool off but it sucked coming in from the heat and having to wait.

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
  • we didn't have a/c in our apartment in amsterdam. a couple of days it would get warm, but with windows open it was fine. and i am a type to like it ice cold.
  • I have never lived anywhere with a/c. It's probably a good thing though, because in hotels I like to crank it up and pile the blankets on me.

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