May 2010 Weddings
Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Open Letters....
Dear One of DH Poker Friends,
I love having you guys all over to the house, I really do! Not only do I enjoy having guests of any kind, but it gives me time to spend with my girlfriends.
However, the next time you decide to order food and use my nice dishes to eat your wings on, could you please spit your gum in the trash instead of sticking it to the bottom of the plate and then putting it in the sink for me to wash! I didn't really enjoy that sticky surprise all over my hand while grabbing dishes to wash this morning!
Your friend's irritated wife,
Meganjane
Re: Open Letters....
Ew!
Please tell me that you're putting that on the poker table before you head out with the girls next time!
Dear Functionally Illiterate / Verging on Completely Incompetent People Who Operate my Company's "Help" Desk -
I really do enjoy not being able to do my job while you morons all band together to try and find a solution for how to install a simple program on my work computer so I can download a file I need. I realize it takes a Level Two person to handle anything more complex than resetting a password but really? We all know it takes like 2 weeks to actually have that Level Two person call / stop by to help. So in the meantime...I'll just sit here waiting.
Thanks. Really. Also? A trained monkey could do your job - and I hear they work for next to nothing. Bananas don't cost much.
Signed,
CTGirl30
Dear Applicants,
Your resume warranted you getting an interview so you must have atleast done something promising in the past or faked it atleast. If you are actually going to show up for an interview here are a few things you shouldn't do
1) Wear a shirt not just a jacket and maybe brush your hair
2) Do not bring your hoochie momma girlfriend with her big hoop earrings, school girl ponytails and her half shirt (when she is 8 months pregnant).
3) Do not bring your kids with you either this does make it look like you do not have reliable childcare.
4) Bring a pen just in case you need to fill out something you know like a application.
5) Dress like you want a job not like you are going out clubbing
6) I know you think your future is so bright you need to wear shades but really you don't take them off when filling out the application
7) Show up on time for the interview I mean really come on you don't have a job how hard is it to make an appearance in the middle of the afternoon its not like we asked you to come in at 7 am. Like you will be if you get the job.
Thank you,
The Person that has to deal with you You friggin moron!!
PS And you wonder why you don't have a job!
I'm dying trying to picture this in my head!!!
LOL! We used this saying ALL the time in middle school!! And yet, it's still true, even 10 years later. silly boys.
Oh my.
Dear Hubby,
Please get off your man-period.
Thank you.
Your lovely currently non-PMS'ing wife
Married May 1st, 2010
Pamila, what is that you do again??
And I love that I am still rocking middle school phrases. I am so cool.
ditto
I agree with throwing rocks. It is pretty sick to stick gum to something, I mean is it really that hard to get up and throw it in the trash?
And Pam-I'm super sorry you have to deal with retarded people like that. And the fact that girls dress all hoochie when they are 8 months prego is just gross.
Dear Hubby,
You really really really need to go take a shower, you are smelly from working in the heat all day and it's totally not turning me on at all.
Love your wife,
Holly