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I don't think I fit in
on ML. I'm just missing the inside jokes, right? They don't actually think some of that stuff is so hilarious? I think I'm ready to put my pajamas back on and forget about dating.
Re: I don't think I fit in
The nerve!
House | Blog
I was just going to post something along these lines. I can't get it up for them. I went over there with the intent of joining in and I just couldn't. Horrid senses of humor and use of extraneous letters. I can't.
Perhaps my marriage needs to be worse? I mean, I am already fairly unPC, so that should have helped. Kevin accidentally hit me in the mouth while he was asleep last night, maybe that is a step in the right direction.
Although, I think on slow days it would be a fun place to stir ***.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Even if the relationship doesn't work out, I'm going to continue to travel back and forth between my two lovers. There's things about the MLers that I really enjoy and things about you guys that I really enjoy.
Ebony and Ivory. Gotta have both.
My problem is that they delight in the word "retarded" as if it's funny. Like that's all they need to add to a sentence to make it hilarious. It's like little kids and the word poop. Obviously not all fall into that category, but I just am not remotely entertained by that. And I love "your mom" and "so's your face" jokes, so let's not pretend I have some super high standards.
I think eharmony.com would find us incompatible. I'm considering courting TIP or RE instead.
ETA: I'm also baffled by the chick with the most pathetic excuse for a marriage attempting to bash on Christin and everybody. Really?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
On that note, have we discussed secretheart's "Do the re re dance" caption? Isn't that the same insinuation or did I miss something?
re-re=retard?
see, you would think I would know all the retard jokes considering my job.
So it's funny because retarded people are bad dancers? I get it!
Yeah, I am not generally an anti r-word crusader but it just grates on me over there. Too much.
The nerve!
House | Blog
Yeah, the siggy paired with this comment from yesterday:
moved me from "have no real opinion of Secretheart" to "find her to be a waste of space".
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
::not digging myself into the r-word hole::
Yeah, they like to use it a lot. Especially aanc and immm. They're notorious for using the word nestard.
I'm notorious for changing my sig pic a lot and not committing to blogs.
Sometimes my sense of humor is very lacking.
I've gotten plenty of flaming on the Nest, so "waste of space" is expected. At least you gave me a reason for your disapproval of me. I still can't get it out of immm and ClarissaDarling.
Retard doesn't bother me that much.
More importantly, tell me more about Floyd flucked up marriage.
There's a whole lot I don't like over there, but I think that could be the basis for some conflict and entertainment. I think I'm past the 'stirring *** for the sake of entertainment' phase of my life, but being there to witness and comment works for me.
What bugs most is the ridiculous amount of posts about nothing that go on over there. Every independent thought does not need its own post.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Um, do you have 4 hours?
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Yes, it's too hard to weed through to find the interesting stuff since I still don't know who is who and what is worth opening.
In fact, I do. Wrapping bowls leaves my mind free to contemplate whether Floyd's vitriol is the result of deep-seeded pain at her marriage being a shithole.
I somehow read this as wrapping bowels and was trying to a) figure out what the hell that meant and b) figure out what would make Fallin actually discuss poo
There are really a lot of posts about nothing over there. People get bored and they post whatever is on their mind.
About Floydie. She's a nice girl. I like her a lot and feel like we could be really good friends IRL. But the situation with her H is pretty convoluted. In my personal opinion, I think he's a manipulative diick. A good father? Yes. But a horrible husband. He's stubborn and so very very manipulative and loves to twist situations so that they always come out being Floyd's fault. He doesn't really want her involved in their finances at. all. Well, Floyd wasn't very proactive about their finances, but when she tried to be he completely flipped his shiit and made huge huge drama about it. He wanted her to sign a post nup and she refused. She said the only papers she would sign ever were divorce papers, but in all reality she wants to make it work.
I can't fault her for wanting to make her marriage work. Being in love and loving someone is a very strong thing. People on the outside can't see what it is about Mr. Floyd that she's so committed to that she'll go through all of this crap for him.
In my opinion, unless there's some kind of breakthrough in the counseling which I hope with all my heart there is, with his diickish ways, it's just not going to work. She deserves better than to be treated like that.
These are my thoughts.
i also don't know who is too boring to pay attention to yet
Alright, where to begin...I know Cali has also been following along, maybe she can fill in some holes for me. Hehe. Holes.
Here's one post: http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/36898781.aspx
She had to change her screenname to HamWallet because he was reading her posts on ML.
Most recently, she went to bed one night, fell asleep, woke up to him "with a boner in her back", had sex with him even though she didn't want to "because he was a good husband that day". After sex she hears a noise in the bed. It's their 3 year old. The kid had crawled into bed with her after she went to bed, the H saw the kid but didn't bother to move him before doing the sex to her.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
There's lots of reasons to disapprove of this guy, this is one of them.
i don't even know what to say
Yes ma'am!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy