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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Planning a trip to the Caribbean, any adviSe?
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you misses me???
Re: Planning a trip to the Caribbean, any adviSe?
If you ever leave us for that long again, I am pouring lemon juice on all your paper cuts. And since you rape paper, I imagine they are in some sensitive areas.
HI!!!!!!!!!! How's your three legged dog?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yes. I have adviSe. Travel here more often!
Hi! How's life? What's new? Why did you leave this wonderful climate for so long?
I'm coming back limping and full of STDs. Them papers be hos, yo!
I'll have to take some pictures and show you guys what I've been up to...
Dude, it's been a MONTH!
My three legged dog is doing great! She's shedding like a mofo right now, but other than that, she's great. I think they pumped her full of puppy blood during that ttransfusion, she's crazy now.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
Vinny, raping is hard. It takes up more time than you think...
I should have come prepared with pics taken and photoshopped already, but I'll play show an tell when a certain 3ft person goes down for his nap.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
:::BEAR HUG:::
Welcome back to the island!
My only super power seems to be growing crazy vericose veins. Not awesome. How are you guys?? What's new? What have I missed? Angie, how are you feeling? I saw HT is having a boy. What else is going on?
I love you guys.
HEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
How are you? Pictures of Aehlicks are needed, as are pictures of you, and that paper you have raped.
I'm currently hugging a paper raper original. Jealous??
Hezz, my SIL texted me yesterday, "OMG the invitation is so fancy and pretty, I LOVE it!". Another satisfied rapee.
Welcome back, Hezz! You've been missed!
I'm glad you could take a break from all the raping to squeeze us in to your busy day, miss lady.
I'm glad your three legged dog is well. How are you feeling? How is aeeelicks? How is the girl baby? How is yo mama?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
HIGH FIVE!
Hezz, I think of you every time I see Giada. She's the only person with more teeth than you.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Thank you, my sisters!! I really missed you guys - I thought about you everyday and wondered what you were up to. I have zero discipline, I knew if I even peeked, I would be sucked in and not finish what I needed to finish.
These pics are ready to go, I need to pshop info out of the invites, so I'll have to wait. Give me 20 minutes until nappy naps.
Here's me squeezed into a tiny dress. This is basically what my outline looks like nekkid right now. Except, I'm not black.
Here's a twofer - Alex and Grant
I haven't had a chance to really take pictures of anything else since my visit with Exp... Maybe I'm just not good at multi-tasking, but paper raping really took a lot out of me.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Eeee, you look amazing.
I love Aehlicks stealing Grant's snack.
Yeah, everytime Grant looked away, he swiped some of his puffs. He also kept stealing his sippy.
Hey, remember that time I started knotting and you were around and then you went away, and when you came back it was like we never really clicked and then we met a Fingerlakes and you said that is was like we never really clicked, and then we really really clicked and the we were both posting a lot at the same time and then you went away again and I was lonely without you? I do. Try not to do that again, kay?
I meeesed you.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
She lives!!!!!!
Aww, look at the chilluns! How adorable. You look hot, mama.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Hubba hubba. Goddamn, you look amazing.
Look at Aelickxs and little Grant! They're both so cute. Although it seems backwards that Aelickxs is wearing the camo PJs in that last picture.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I had the same thought!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Groomz, you just tingled my butt! I hate being gone, but I love all the love coming back.
Cali, I brought the camo for Chad. I think he was a little jealous he didn't have a pair of his own.
By the way, I think it's pretty obvious in those pictures, but Grant is the most beautifulist baby in the world. He really is a sweet little nugget. And he moves WICKED FAST!
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
Married Bio
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
now I know the real reason you've been gone so much. If I looked that sexy I'd spend 24/7 in front of the mirror staring at myself. Seriously. You look fantastically amazing!
I've missed your antics, but you've appeased me with all your picture sharing. For now.