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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear AFSBCN
I'm sorry you have to hear about things this way, but I'm afraid the nature of our relationship is about to change dramatically. You see, I've found someone else. Several someone's, actually. And although they are very small, they will be consuming a great deal of my time for the next 10 months.
I hope you understand, it's not you, it's me. We'll still see each other on holidays, and occasionally on nights and weekends.
Promise you'll remember the good times.
Love always,
Shamwow
Re: Dear AFSBCN
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Go pound sand, Shamwow.
(I deal with hurt feelings by pushing people away.)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Employment can kiss my ass.
The nerve!
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Congrats on the job!
Moon sand is fun but weird. It definitely makes a mess though so have fun with that.
Though I am sad to see another leave the group of ladies who lunch, I hope you will enjoy your newfound chilluns.
I just googled moon sand and now I really want some to play with. I need to have kids.
Who needs kids? Just buy it for yourself. Better yet, buy it for a friend's kids, play with them, and avoid the clean-up (that's what I did)!
Congratulations, Shamwow!
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Captain is right, you don't need kids to play with cool stuff .
Just like you don't need kids to go to the zoo to check out the Lego animals, right? RIGHT?
Zoo, no. Lego animals I'm not familiar with, so the jury's still out. There are some things for which children ARE required, after you reach a certain age. Like when I really, really wanted to see School House Rock, Live, and we had to enlist our friends to join us with their kids, so my husband and I didn't come off as the creepy, pedophiliac couple in the theater.
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We tried to enlist friends with kids to go to Walking with Dinosaurs but in the end went by ourselves.
I'm not really sure what the LEGO animals are all about either. I keep seeing ads for a exhibit at the zoo that includes a polar bear built from Legos. I'm kicking myself for missing the deadline to get my free teacher pass this summer.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I did a quick spot search to try to find your announcement, but haven't come across it yet (or, if this is the one and only, ignore me for it is a Monday morning).
Congratulations! Seeing as how you really didn't hold up your AFSBCN obligation of spending all day, everyday with us during your hiatus, I've already been eased into your absence.
I'm so confused!!! But I know a congratulations is in order!!
Where it be for a job or for babies, I'm not sure... BUT CONGRATULATIONS!!
Seriously, are you working with midgets? Or are you knocked up with multiples??
I'm not quite sure why you think it's appropriate to choose employment over internet friendships, but whatever. My memories of early education heavily feature the Roller Racer, so I'm going to assume you just ride one of these all day:
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Oh, hai. I'm just going to pretend the first part of this post doesn't exist.
Bug gets to use Roller Racers in PE. They play scooter soccer with them. Anyone want to invest in my idea for a gym that instead of Srs Bizns equipment is just a bunch of toys, slides, etc scaled for grown ups?
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Maybe a mixture of both. Minus the midgets. And the my being pregnant part. So I guess mostly neither.
Does that make things more clear? You're welcome
Thanks for the congrats, guys! Except for you hoars who hijacked my thread.