Dear Coworker:

dasmel30

This will be our Thursday Fun....so write away!

muchlove1016

Dear Coworker,

While I am sorry to hear that your 14 yr marriage is over, I do not need to hear the details nor do I need to hear about your new life with the person you met only 3 weeks ago. Keep those to yourself...some of it is TMI.

Thank you,

your assistant

 Dear Other Coworker,

please watch what you say! Most of the women in the office are happily married and do not appreciate the comments you make (even if you are joking). I work in the HR department and should write a report up on you and send it to the HR manager (I have already told her that I think you are crossing the line)...We all do not crave for you body...so shut up you old man!

Thanks,
Happily married coworker with a hotter guy than you!

oh that was fun!!!

rands09

Dear Co-worker:

Stop asking me if "something is wrong" when I'm not in the mood to chat! I don't mind a little socializing every now and then, but when I'm working, leave me alone!

Dear Other Co-worker:

I'm sorry that you hate the person that you work for. It's really a shame. But that does not give you the right to be surly and short tempered whenever I need to approach you for something, or else whine about him non-stop. He is a Principal, you're not. Deal with it and move on. He's not going to change - so either you will need to change your approach to the way you work with him, or get another job. But for goodness sakes, stop whining about it!!

Yours truly!

Gee, that was fun!

Marick

Dear Coworker, 

Why did you have to come back from your unnecessary 3-week vacation, the lab was so much more happy and quite when you were gone.  Please take more vacations!

a fellow grad student 

bhentze

I needed this today! You read my mind!

 

Dear Co Worker/Boss:

I am super excited that you got to go away on vacation this week to Maine, and that you enjoy telling us all about it. I do not appreciate however, you lying to my face before you left about the tasks that we need to do this week to move your projects along. Don't tell me you told someone where the documents were, or who to contact, when it is just plain old not true! Your attempts to throw me under the bus and make my week crappy were unfortnately not successful. I handled all of your status calls, meetings, and submissions and even got a high five and an "awesome job" from the owner of the company. So efffff youuuuu. Can't wait to see you Tuesday!

 Love,

 

Breanne

 

P.S. I hope it rained your whole vacation.

Laurms15

I have to amend it slightly...

Dear CLIENT:

Bring a printer. You KNOW you need to print last minute copies. This is a fashion week fashion show. You've done this before. Its not a surprise that your guest list will change 15 minutes AFTER the doors were supposed to open. You can also run to kinkos its across the street. I am NOT your photo copy attendant. ALSO I gave you my cell phone as a courtesy. I almost NEVER do that. Please don't call me every 20 minutes. Call my office phone I'm at my desk. You are wasting my cell phone minutes AND my battery!! 

Thank you!

Signed, 

Your event planner and fashion week fan who is NOT your photo copy girl