Knock knock. Anybody home?

ChristinS

I'm home alone tonight and haven't been able to get on all day.  Which means I missed our 8 new posts and ML's 9,723 new posts.  Wuz up?

shanollee

Me too!  On all accounts.

shanollee

Also, hello.  And I like this knock knock joke way better than your other one

ChristinS

What up Shamwow!  I just had a glass of wine on an empty stomach and I'm feeling like whoa...

ChristinS

shanollee:

Also, hello.  And I like this knock knock joke way better than your other one

  YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

shanollee

ChristinS:

What up Shamwow!  I just had a glass of wine on an empty stomach and I'm feeling like whoa...

then why can't you understand that terribly complex thread on ML right now?  it seems your wine on an empty stomach would put you in the perfect state of mind 

I just read through it and made a face identical to one of the Hyperbole and a Half comic drawings.  I'll let your imagination guess which one, since there are many to choose from

ChristinS

No.  I know the one.  I made it too.

shanollee

See!  This place makes sense, man. 

KristenBtobe

I'm here. Loving life. I got a new handbag today and I can't stop stroking it's buttery smoothness. Watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and drinking a Tito's vodka and cranberry.

lmydogally

I'm here and I just did something really dumb and now I'm all freaked and I know that I shouldn't be because it can't be true.  I mean it could be but the directions clearly state "do not read after 5 minutes." 

shanollee

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR DAWG

lmydogally

No, it can't be right.  I thought it was negative so I tossed it in the garbage and then went back but it was like an hour later but it's there and pink.  But I should not have read it because that can happen after the time limit.  I mean the directions say so.  ugh,  why did I dooooo that.

shanollee

yeah, those things get multiple personalities after their time expires

lmydogally

Ok.  Deap breath.  It's just negative and that's that. 

So, how's school, Shamwow?

KristenBtobe

Taker another in the AM Dawg just to be sure.

ChristinS

If it was negative, it's negative.  RIGHT!?!?

ChristinS

Moar wine.  Drinking alone makes me feel like an alcoholic.  A giddy, silly alcoholic.

lmydogally

you gonna eat with that wine Christin?

ChristinS

Meh.  There's not a ton in the house to eat.  Nothing sounds good.

shanollee

School is good, definitely keeping me on my toes.  I had a classroom that could have rivaled Barnum & Bailey's 3 rings today.  F'reals

HappyTummy613

I am finally home.   My H got a fancy new camera and is trying to learn how to use it.  I'm trying to convince him that the dog is a better photographic subject than I am.

shanollee

I wish I had some wine right now.  But I did have some delicious chinese food earlier from my favorite place.  And since I have a training all day tomorrow wine probably wouldn't have been the wisest choice for the evening.

Tomorrow, though, it's on like donkey kong

modb1rd

We're drinking nice champagne just because.

what thread on ML?

 

SarahBethBR

I'm having chocolate and peanut butter chip cupcakes for dinner.  I was finishing them up when Brett left for work and I asked if he wanted one.  He said "no, GF cupcakes taste like rocks."

Delicious, peanut butter and chocolate rocks.

I just cut all of the pieces for the robot pillow for Coley's nursery and I'm ridiculously excited about sewing it up.  I can't wait for her to see it.

shanollee

Mmm I want chocolate and peanut butter cupcakes.  But without the rocks.  And I also want a robot pillow, even though I have no idea what it is

SarahBethBR

I am copying this pillow for Coley's nursery so she doesn't have to spend $50 on it.

 

shanollee

Gotcha!  You are quite the domestic goddess

audreyhorne

I like that pillow.

we went to our pre-Jane Mexican place to celebrate someone paying me several k over my last salary cause they're suckas. Margaritas then wine=happy Audrey. Also, gainful employment=happy me.

why can't my baseball team beat bad teams?

modb1rd

You gots the job??!! YAY

audreyhorne

Yes, yay me!! I'm outstanding. And overpaid, but shhhhhhhhh.

ETA: take another test tomorrow morning.

SarahBethBR

Ooh, you go Audrey!  Yay!

And post every thought that comes into your head so I can see that picture of Jane as much as possible please.