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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Re: Penises!
No ma'am.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I now understand why so much spam email exists.
And I have clearly underestimated the power of a man's sex drive is in comparison to fear of humiliation.
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If I were a man (or fitty) I'd totally call my penis THE WIZARD - HappyTummy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I wonder if we've all slept/fooled around with the same two guys?
In my google travels, some of the pictures were linked to medical message boards stating that this phenomenon has to do with their wankers not growing during puberty. That essentially, they're still packing what they had in their Scooby Doo Underoos.
Now sit back and ponder something that was short enough to fit entirely in that fist.
Now weep for my wasted years.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Sadly Mod, no.
Also sadly, the one glorious 10 incher I have been with was a two pump chump. As they say, size is not everything.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
It is true love with us.
No. No they are not.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
ok, so due to my morbid curiosity I have attempted this no less than 3 times now. I've yet to come across the haunting picture you speak of on the 5th page. Although I did about die laughing on my first attempt because the 5th from the last picture on page 5 was John Mayer. True story. I also got a kick out of the fact that Adam Lambert showed up with those search terms
Amen to this. If it's larger in girth than your wrist, that shiit does not feel good.
I've never seen this pinky business, but the pencil dikc I have encountered.
Ok, so on this note I have a little story that may sound racist, but was actually quite hilarious at the time.
I had broken up with someone (the large reference above) not too long before and was still carrying around the Magnum XLs in my purse when I started to fool around with someone new. He pulls the "oh I don't have a condom" excuse, when I whipped one out with a "nice try." His eyes became the size of saucers and I assumed he was just shocked that I had a condom on me, so I explained that I had recently ended a longish relationship, so of course I had some. His response "Was he black??" Nope, just hung. I was pretty much done then.
This whole thread is making me re-evaluate a story from awhile ago. One of Lorne's old roommates broke up with a girl because the sex, as he put it, was "like throwing a hot dog down a hallway." Lorne's retort was, "Are you sure the issue was with the hallway, not the hot dog?" And now I'm wondering if the roommate has a pinky schlong.
ETA I think it's hilarious that diick is censored, but schlong is A-OK.