Last night I was so excited for my frozen pizza, some wine & trashy tv. My babe was FINALLY sleeping and my husband was out of town. MrsShoe for the win.
I hear the pizza beep and go in the kitchen to find a spider the size of my big toe in the middle of the floor. I freeze and slowly reach for my husband's ginormous tennis shoe.
Without any warning, I slam the shoe on the spider. Victory is mine!
Only to find that this was a mother effing pregnant spider and it's 500 little satan spawn are now going in 500 different directions in my kitchen. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME!!!
So now I have spiders running all over my kitchen floor. My pizza is beeping and my kid is crying. Eff.Me.
So I am simultaneously trying to beat the little spiders with the shoe while reaching for bug spray.
Which turned out to be the stainless steel cleaner for the grill.
I couldn't make this shiit up if I tried.
Re: Why does this kind of stuff always happen to me?
oh man you gotta hate the knocked up spiders!!! It's happened to me a couple of times, so gross!!!
Hopefully you poured an extra-large glass of wine after that!
It was so gross. Bug spray got moved to the top of the Target list.
I didn't get to the wine last night due to crying baby and no husband in town but he's home now and I've already polished off at least a quarter of the bottle. As a matter of fact, my glass is looking a little empty right now...