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Tell me how many times you had sex this weekend. Bet I'll beatcha.

Re: Tell me how many times you had sex this weekend. Bet I'll beatcha.

  • lol.

    Is this the female version of how big is my penis?

  • 4 here! d@mn, you beat me Stick out tongue
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    lol.

    Is this the female version of how big is my penis?

    No, that would be "how big are your boobs? I bet mine are bigger" Lol
  • Going for some sort of record?

    None here---haven't felt well at all and not in the sexy mood. 

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  • ZERO!! I am drowning in my own snot here.  I am JEALOUS!

     

  • yep, you've got us beat...recovering from having the flu takes way too long!!! 
  • Hey Zeus can you walk???
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  • imagecc605:
    Hey Zeus can you walk???
    Yes! There was no piledriving or ramming of any kind. The next time I have a four day soreness episode will be the day I ban sex for a couple weeks. We just needed to get out some frustrations. Neither of us felt like talking, so we banged it out instead. Today has been delightful!
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  • eight times. in fact, i'm doing it right now. lol
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    eight times. in fact, i'm doing it right now. lol

    Yes 

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  • Uh... That would be a big fat goose-egg.  ZERO.  The boy has 8 days to kick it in gear, otherwise we are looking at once this MONTH.  

    BOO.  freaking.  HISS. 

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    Uh... That would be a big fat goose-egg.  ZERO.  The boy has 8 days to kick it in gear, otherwise we are looking at once this MONTH.  

    BOO.  freaking.  HISS. 

    Yuck!  I think it might be time to seek some professional help...  I am not a sex loving fool but even I need it more than once a month.  I feel so bad for you!

     

  • Seven. Seriously.

    But, H just came back, and I haven't had any in almost four months. We had some making up to do. I think I'm done for a few days, but it was worth it.

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  • Only 2 but they have been pretty amazing!
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    Seven. Seriously.

    But, H just came back, and I haven't had any in almost four months. We had some making up to do. I think I'm done for a few days, but it was worth it.

    GO WIFEY! I think I have a crush on you now. ;)
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    Uh... That would be a big fat goose-egg.  ZERO.  The boy has 8 days to kick it in gear, otherwise we are looking at once this MONTH.  

    BOO.  freaking.  HISS. 

    I guarantee his testosterone levels are out of whack. Tell him to schedule an appointment over his lunch break--you need to get laid and I know he is head over heels for you...he just may need something to balance out his levels.
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    imageJLimberg:

    Uh... That would be a big fat goose-egg.  ZERO.  The boy has 8 days to kick it in gear, otherwise we are looking at once this MONTH.  

    BOO.  freaking.  HISS. 

    Yuck!  I think it might be time to seek some professional help...  I am not a sex loving fool but even I need it more than once a month.  I feel so bad for you!

     

    Um yeah! We have had some unusual circumstances this month and we have you beat. How are you not going crazy?!
  • I just need to know how you had time for all that sexy time with B!?! 

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    I just need to know how you had time for all that sexy time with B!?! 

    This is what I was thinking. I can't even go to the restroom without M trying to open the door. I guess if you do it twice each night but after once sometimes I am exhausted and just want to go to bed.

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  • imagejesseandbri:
    imageJLimberg:

    Uh... That would be a big fat goose-egg.  ZERO.  The boy has 8 days to kick it in gear, otherwise we are looking at once this MONTH.  

    BOO.  freaking.  HISS. 

    Yuck!  I think it might be time to seek some professional help...  I am not a sex loving fool but even I need it more than once a month.  I feel so bad for you!

     

    I agree.  I don't think I could handle that. 

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    Uh... That would be a big fat goose-egg.  ZERO.  The boy has 8 days to kick it in gear, otherwise we are looking at once this MONTH.  

    BOO.  freaking.  HISS. 

    This is not normal. A visit to the doctor and possibly a counselor are in order. Was he like this before the wedding?

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    imageOSUWifey09:

    Seven. Seriously.

    But, H just came back, and I haven't had any in almost four months. We had some making up to do. I think I'm done for a few days, but it was worth it.

    GO WIFEY! I think I have a crush on you now. ;)

    Baha! I'm not sure it'll happen again, but I won't complain if it doesn't. I was impressed with H after his amazing performance. It was like we were in high school again. :P

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  • You do have me beat! But zero isn't hard to beat!

    We were at the lake all weekend. And with my parents down the hall and C's pack 'n' play wedged between our bed and the wall.... sex was impossible!

  • TMI warning:

    Before the wedding he decided that we should take a hiatus "to make it more special" but we broke it.  Now, he blames it on work-related stress and not wanting to get me pregnant before it is planned.  I'm about to go nuts.  We talk about me needing more sex OFTEN.  And he agrees to at least twice a week... Then, nothin.  Granted I was out of town all weekend but...  I just don't get it.  He told me it would help if I initiated, however the last two times I did I got turned down.  One of those times was just for a BJ and he turned it down.  I feel like the sexual equivalent of leprosy.  I keep telling myself it's just something to do with his testosterone levels to keep myself from throwing daily pity parties.

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  • imageJLimberg:

    TMI warning:

    Before the wedding he decided that we should take a hiatus "to make it more special" but we broke it.  Now, he blames it on work-related stress and not wanting to get me pregnant before it is planned.  I'm about to go nuts.  We talk about me needing more sex OFTEN.  And he agrees to at least twice a week... Then, nothin.  Granted I was out of town all weekend but...  I just don't get it.  He told me it would help if I initiated, however the last two times I did I got turned down.  One of those times was just for a BJ and he turned it down.  I feel like the sexual equivalent of leprosy.  I keep telling myself it's just something to do with his testosterone levels to keep myself from throwing daily pity parties.

    But what about before the hiatus, didn't you have sex while you were dating? Why the pregnancy worry now, doesn't he know how birth control works? And I don't know any man who would turn down a bj from their wife....
    Dude needs to seek some professional help before it begins to seriously affect your marriage, IMO.
  • imageJLimberg:

    TMI warning:

    Before the wedding he decided that we should take a hiatus "to make it more special" but we broke it.  Now, he blames it on work-related stress and not wanting to get me pregnant before it is planned.  I'm about to go nuts.  We talk about me needing more sex OFTEN.  And he agrees to at least twice a week... Then, nothin.  Granted I was out of town all weekend but...  I just don't get it.  He told me it would help if I initiated, however the last two times I did I got turned down.  One of those times was just for a BJ and he turned it down.  I feel like the sexual equivalent of leprosy.  I keep telling myself it's just something to do with his testosterone levels to keep myself from throwing daily pity parties.

    ((hugs)) Sad that's really hard. I'm not sure if you addressed this question or not - is he willing to see a doctor? Do you believe his excuses are legit or do you think he's making them up (work stress and pregnancy) to cover up his real problem?

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  • imageJLimberg:

    TMI warning:

    Before the wedding he decided that we should take a hiatus "to make it more special" but we broke it.  Now, he blames it on work-related stress and not wanting to get me pregnant before it is planned.  I'm about to go nuts.  We talk about me needing more sex OFTEN.  And he agrees to at least twice a week... Then, nothin.  Granted I was out of town all weekend but...  I just don't get it.  He told me it would help if I initiated, however the last two times I did I got turned down.  One of those times was just for a BJ and he turned it down.  I feel like the sexual equivalent of leprosy.  I keep telling myself it's just something to do with his testosterone levels to keep myself from throwing daily pity parties.

     It might be his hormones or stress. I am pretty much worthless when I am stressed. I can't focus and it stresses me out more.

  • So... Thanks everyone for the concern and suggestions.  I brought up the subject of him getting his testosterone levels checked at dinner tonight- which he didn't seem to really react to- but said that he would when he went back to see the specialist (which won't be for a while.)  However, before I could even start on the dishes, perhaps in an effort to quell my worries on the matter, he had me nekkid... On the kitchen counter.  

    Crisis averted for now.  ;)  haha 

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