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Re: My eyes are rolling out of my head

  • Is a demon trying to steal her baby?
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  • Dude.  I'm right there with ya.  Hasn't she milked this thing for all it's worth already?

    image Mabel the Loser.
  • What's the background? I'll assume demon until I hear otherwise.
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  • I think she's trying to get a book deal or something.
  • I'm cringing reading it. No! I cry, audibly. GET OUT OF YOUR OWN ASS, I command the dark oblivion that is her dignity.
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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imagesalimoo:
    I'm cringing reading it. No! I cry, audibly. GET OUT OF YOUR OWN ASS, I command the dark oblivion that is her dignity.

    <3

     

    In other news, Donkey has pregnancy-induced pica! Of course.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Her cross-eyed bear is HUGE.  HUGE, don't you understand?  She even cleans her own home!  Martyrdom, party of 1, your table is ready.  The hostess will make sure your anti-psychotic cocktail is ready and waiting.
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  • imageBobLoblaw:

    In other news, Donkey has pregnancy-induced pica! Of course.

    It was a complication she forgot to cover with the first pregnancy.  Box checked.  On to the next dramatic complication.

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  • Cheese and rice. I know PPD is very serious but FFS step away from the internet and spend time in your 'real' life.
  • What is pica? It sounds like a kind of fish.
  • imageJen&Joe06:
    What is pica? It sounds like a kind of fish.

    Craving non-nutritive substances like paper or chalk.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • imageJen&Joe06:
    What is pica? It sounds like a kind of fish.

    When you eat non-food stuff, like paper and coins.

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • Its her post partum depression rearing its ugly head. 
  • Holy crap balls. I have never heard of someone having that. Although if memory serves me correctly from my childhood paste is very delicious.
  • I think she was being attacked by a Dementor.  She should master Expecto Patronum.
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  • Donkey wants to drink rock water. Lol.
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  • you will beat this. You will. This is bull_shit that you?re going through this. it?s not fvcking fair and it?s just bu llshit and I hate it.
    Fvck you PPD. Fvck you.

    This comment made my cry tears.  I'm not sure if it real or not, but its f-ing hilarious either way. 

    Edited for profanity.

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  • imageKristenBtobe:
    Donkey wants to drink rock water. Lol.

    I want Donkey to eat rocks.

    Which she probably would. On account of the pica.

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    Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
  • It just sucks that her son could read all of this when he gets older.

  • J&J, do you guys still have the Hair Salon? Is she still on it?

    I think the only safe blogs are about chicken.  Everything else seems to make the crazy come out.

  • I really don't understand how she has time to blog and tweet and work full time and battle PPD Dementors.  My week days consist of very little free time and I don't do half of that.
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  • imageHezzerlah:

    J&J, do you guys still have the Hair Salon? Is she still on it?

    Yes we do and yep she is still on it. The only person who left was Ecc.

  • I don't read this Blair person's blog usually - is she on drugs/in therapy? Because she should be.

    Donkey's pica makes me laugh. It seems very much like she's playing it up and milking it for all the humor she can think of.

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  • imageBobLoblaw:

    In other news, Donkey has pregnancy-induced pica! Of course.

    Ohh, link please?


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  • I have no idea actually. She moved states and then just all of a sudden stopped coming around.
  • imageMeegs10.13.06:
    imageBobLoblaw:

    In other news, Donkey has pregnancy-induced pica! Of course.

    Ohh, link please?

    google kendall is a girl's name

  • imageBobLoblaw:

     

    In other news, Donkey has pregnancy-induced pica! Of course.

    maybe she can eat blair's fear

  • imageMeegs10.13.06:
    imageBobLoblaw:

    In other news, Donkey has pregnancy-induced pica! Of course.

    Ohh, link please?

    It's on her blog.

     

    Since we all know Blair will read this: Hi Blair! I still think you're making it all up for blog hits! 

     

     

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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • imageHappyTummy613:
    I think she was being attacked by a Dementor.  She should master Expecto Patronum.

    Her Patronus would be in the form of a blog hit counter.

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