G*D Damn cat

chrisnjay05212010

Is trying to eat my chicken cutlet right off my plate as I am eating dinner.  Sometimes I'll let him sit on my lap when I eat dinner in the office because its just me and him. he LOVES chicken, so he jumps up on the desk and attempts to nibble my chicken!

I grabbed him, spanked him and set him out of the office.  JESUS!  I hear him now nibbling on his own food in the kitchen. 

Kelly5110

LOL!! My cat is a weirdo. He loves the smell of human food, but he refuses to eat it. This means that he sits beside us when we eat dinner and yowls, but if we put a tidbit on the floor, he looks it and then gives us a dirty look.

megerin111

Darn cats!!! I want a cat but there are bi-laws at our condo that don't allow us to have any pets!

chrisnjay05212010

megerin111:

Darn cats!!! I want a cat but there are bi-laws at our condo that don't allow us to have any pets!

awww that stinks.  I love my Sam, but I guess I haven't done a very good job at teaching him manners

pakarufus

Hahaha!  One of my cats will try this.  The first night I brought him home I was eating cereal while sitting on the couch.  I didn't think anything of him watching because my other cats are well behaved.  Next thing I know his paw is in my bowl and he is looking at me like "Are you gonna finish this?"  That was 6 years ago and he hasn't gotten any better   I try to teach him to be well behaved like the other cats but he just hasn't caught on, LOL!

MadeOfAwesome

One morning before work, I had made myself a sandwich to take for lunch (leftover Thanksgiving turkey) and I went to go get dressed for work and left the sandwich in a ziploc bag on the kitchen counter.  All of a sudden, I hear Hefner running down the hallway... my 18 pound cat had that sandwich bag in his mouth and was running as fast as his little fat body would let him go... hauling ass to get to the computer room so he could eat it.  I screamed at him and he dropped it and kept running.  I was trying so hard to be mad at him but I couldn't stop cracking up!!!

pamila51510

Our cats are pretty good. Although one of them if they even hear the peanut butter jar lid being opened is there in a flash. You cannot leave anything with peanut butter anywhere or she will eat it! Crazy damn cats!!! 

chrisnjay05212010

stu31105:

One morning before work, I had made myself a sandwich to take for lunch (leftover Thanksgiving turkey) and I went to go get dressed for work and left the sandwich in a ziploc bag on the kitchen counter.  All of a sudden, I hear Hefner running down the hallway... my 18 pound cat had that sandwich bag in his mouth and was running as fast as his little fat body would let him go... hauling ass to get to the computer room so he could eat it.  I screamed at him and he dropped it and kept running.  I was trying so hard to be mad at him but I couldn't stop cracking up!!!

hahaha the image of your giant cat running down the hall with a ziploc bag and sandwich gave me quite the chuckle!

Kelly5110

stu31105:

One morning before work, I had made myself a sandwich to take for lunch (leftover Thanksgiving turkey) and I went to go get dressed for work and left the sandwich in a ziploc bag on the kitchen counter.  All of a sudden, I hear Hefner running down the hallway... my 18 pound cat had that sandwich bag in his mouth and was running as fast as his little fat body would let him go... hauling ass to get to the computer room so he could eat it.  I screamed at him and he dropped it and kept running.  I was trying so hard to be mad at him but I couldn't stop cracking up!!!

LOL!!