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A little humor for your day

Hey everybody - I'm new to the board, and I can't guarantee I'll stick around (not too big into sports), but I thought this email I got was cute :)  I am from MN, and am a pseudo-Vikes fan (i.e. I didn't grow up with it, but DH did), and I still thought this was funny.  Enjoy!

 

The Minnesota Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Minneapolis. For the first offense, they give you 2 Vikings tickets.  If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Minnesota Vikings

Q. What do the Vikings and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Minnesota Viking out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
 
Q. What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A. An Imposter.
 
Q. What's the difference between the Minnesota Viking and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Minnesota Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody Knows

Q. What do the Vikings and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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