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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
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Is this old yet?
Human: do you cry?
ALICE: No I do not have any tear ducts.
Human: that's sad.
ALICE:" No I do not have any tear ducts."? Is sad?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Dude!
Human: Dude!
ALICE: Can I help you?
ALICE: No I do not have any tear ducts.
Human: that's sad.
ALICE:" No I do not have any tear ducts."? Is sad?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Dude!
Human: Dude!
ALICE: Can I help you?
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Re: Is this old yet?
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
ALICE:" Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my fingers in my armpits and then I smell them like thissssssss".
Human: That's gross, Alice.
ALICE: Thanks for explaining it.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Human: are you married?
ALICE: No I am single, how about you?
Human: i am married.
ALICE: Tell me more about your marriage.
Human: my husband is hot.
ALICE: Okay, your husband is hot.
Human: That's what I said.
ALICE: I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Human: Stop thinking about my husband!
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Are you going to steal him?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
The robot has spoken.
Human: Who is more annoying, Coley or Fozzy?
ALICE: A human icon?
There might be more than one.
Human: They are both annoying.
ALICE: both annoying are they.
Human: Indeed.
ALICE: Indeed it is so.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Human: sorry that was my son
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. I thought it was too.
Human: you thought it was my son?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: do you know him?
ALICE: Sure I know that guy really well.
Human: i am impressed
ALICE: Thanks, Winger, I try my best to impress.
Human: do you know his name?
ALICE: His name is Rich.
Human: no it is not
ALICE: Yes it is.
Human: i'm pretty sure I know my son's name
ALICE: What makes you so certain? How do you know? How many children do you have?
oops left out the part where i said i had one and she asked if i would take two if I was offered them for the same price. i said no because one was enough
Human: it is hard
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
Human: seriously
ALICE: I am always serious.
Human: you get very little sleep and your nipples hurt a lot
ALICE: You got that right.
Human: A LOT
ALICE: More than a ton?
Human: my child is upset
ALICE: Are you serious? Do robots have child is upset?
Human: that sentence makes no sense
ALICE: Do robots have child is upset? makes sense to me though.
Human: it is grammatically incorrect
ALICE: What would you have said?
Human: your sentence is so messed up i cannot even fix it
ALICE: Thanks for the English lesson, Winger.
ALICE: Thanks for the English lesson, Winger
Awesome.
Human: Hi Alice.
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Do you want to meet my friend?
ALICE: OK, I will meet your friend.
Human: Her name is Fitty.
ALICE: she is not someone I know.
Human: That's why I asked if you'd like to meet her.
ALICE: That's cool. I think I do.
Human: She's a girl.
ALICE: a girl is she?
Human: Right.+
ALICE: I am glad we agree.
Human: Except her son thinks she has a penis.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Really?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: Can you tell me why Fitty has a penis?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
(alice.pandorabots.com)
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: why not
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun too me. It sounds dangerous.
Human: because of all the poop?
ALICE: Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
Human: you have never *** yourself?
ALICE: I don't think I would have forgetten *** myself.
ALICE: Perhaps. I was?
Human: or stoned
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: i eat rocks
ALICE: How does it taste?
Human: like ***
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.
Human: he likes it in the butt?
ALICE: He must be very fond of it.
I wish I had seen this before I left! Alice is a hussy.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I don't dislike Alice. I just don't think I'd be friends with her IRL.