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Coley7788
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"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
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Hezz?
Did Lauren make her debut this weekend and upstage the turkey?
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Re: Hezz?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Are you asking Coley to stop raining on your parade? Or does that mean your water just broke? Blink once for yes and two for no!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I could have gone with this,
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Oh, so it's more like this?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I think I might be slipping into some sort of lunacy when reacting towards people asking about her. If I get one more effing "Dear Lauren" 'letter' from my cousins on Facebook I'm going to peel my face off.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
I'm used to having late babies. I think the tough part has been all the false labors, the trip to L&D, and everyone and their mother telling me I'm going to go early this time... So instead of getting it on this side of the due date, I've had to endure it for 4 weeks before the due date. I'm just burnt out on using the nice answers... When someone asks if you've "had that baby YET?" and you answer "Nope, not yet." and they come back with "Are you SURE?!"
YES MOTHERFVCKER! I'M PRETTY DAMN SURE I HAVE NOT BIRTHED A BABY LATELY.
I also love the people that are coaching me on how to have a baby, because, you know, I haven't ever done this before....
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I love you.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I just ate taco bell.
(it was the first non-baby related thing i could think of)
Everyone knows that to go into labor, you need to shine a flashlight up there, sitting by an open window. Duh.
And throw some castor oil into a frappuccino. If nothing else, you'll give yourself an enema.
I'm really sorry Hezz. Clearly, if Christin, Moo, Vicki, Ali and I had included instructions on how to self-induce in our video, you would not be in this mess. It was an oversight, and now you're suffering due to our negligence. Bethie should just strangle us all and be done with it.
I hope you're at least still singspeaking 'mother's milk Lauren' to your belly on a regular basis. Maybe hunger will get the better of her.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Why don't we call KD, KD here in the states? I want to make it catch on.
(Also my first NBR thought)
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would eat Kraft Dinner.
Of course we would, we'd just eat more!