......like OMG

LiaDee

I have a WICKED hard booger right now.

What would you do?

HALP.
 

shauni27

crunchy booger

arosem23

hopefully you have a long nail and you can just get in there and pick that sucker out...haha!

LiaDee

UGH! No! All of my nails are broken...they're so short. It sucks. I hate my life. All I want to do is get through the day without a hard boog, but I can't. I wake up in the morning...and it's there. Poking me in my nostril. Giving me headaches. Keeping me from getting my work done!

I can't decide...should I go to the ER or find a paperclip?!? WHAT?

lovethebeach16

LMAO. The lady I'm on the phone with must think I'm nuts since I just snorted while she was in the middle of a non-funny sentence. I vote paperclip.

sunshine_day_dreams

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

LiaDee

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

sodihgosidhg OMG. i think i just poked my brain! sodhgoizgh

 

NOW WHATTTTT?!

arosem23

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

 Poke her brain??? She doesn't have a brain!! MMMuuuahahahahaha!

shauni27

just squeeze your nose really hard.  it will hurt a lot.  but just do it.  it will make your eyes tear up.

ETA:

i vote go to the ER.  you have one day left of health insurance.  TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT SH*T SISTA! 

sunshine_day_dreams

arosem23:

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

 Poke her brain??? She doesn't have a brain!! MMMuuuahahahahaha!

Right.  In that case, use a pipe cleaner.  Stick it up your nose, and pull it out your ear.  It should definitely work.

LiaDee

arosem23:

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

 Poke her brain??? She doesn't have a brain!! MMMuuuahahahahaha!

 

No one asked for your opinion, slut muffin.

LiaDee

sunshine_day_dreams:

arosem23:

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

 Poke her brain??? She doesn't have a brain!! MMMuuuahahahahaha!

Right.  In that case, use a pipe cleaner.  Stick it up your nose, and pull it out your ear.  It should definitely work.

 

can't breathe. no pipe cleaner. hard boog now gushing blood.

QueenofAnything

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

Confession: I am terrified of neti pots.

QueenofAnything

I think your "hard booger" was actually the cartilage in your nose. You've completely destroyed it. Now you need to get a rhynoplasty. Call a plastic surgeon ASAP.

lovethebeach16

LiaDee:

sunshine_day_dreams:

arosem23:

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

 Poke her brain??? She doesn't have a brain!! MMMuuuahahahahaha!

Right.  In that case, use a pipe cleaner.  Stick it up your nose, and pull it out your ear.  It should definitely work.

 

can't breathe. no pipe cleaner. hard boog now gushing blood.

 

Well, this can only mean one thing. You need to start a new Nelly-like trend. Except instead of having the band-aid on your cheek, it needs to cover your nostril. I think a SpongeBob or Dora band-aid would work best in this situation. 

sunshine_day_dreams

QueenofAnything:

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

Confession: I am terrified of neti pots.

I used to be.  The first time I used one I thought I was going to drown and die with a bottle up my  nose in my bathroom sink.  But I got used to it - and it's the only thing that works when I have allergies.

arosem23

QueenofAnything:

I think your "hard booger" was actually the cartilage in your nose. You've completely destroyed it. Now you need to get a rhynoplasty. Call a plastic surgeon ASAP.

Or just go on the show Bridalplasty....you and your husband can get remarried after they give you a new schnoz....

QueenofAnything

sunshine_day_dreams:

QueenofAnything:

sunshine_day_dreams:

Use a pen.  Be careful not to poke your brain.  Or put water up there to soften it up.  Do you have a neti pot?

Confession: I am terrified of neti pots.

I used to be.  The first time I used one I thought I was going to drown and die with a bottle up my  nose in my bathroom sink.  But I got used to it - and it's the only thing that works when I have allergies.

I almost drowned once when I was really little and now whenever I get the tiniest bit of water up my nose I freak the f out.

moleson99

I say you go get chinese food for lunch.  Use the chop stick to manuver that thing out and then eat your chinese with a fork.  It's a win win situation.

stephaniem1977

Ignore the rock hard booger and eat a brownie.

tbearsangel

THIS.is. hilarious!

that is all I have to add to the conversation sadly. I am not clever enough this morning...

moleson99

stephaniem1977:

Ignore the rock hard booger and eat a brownie.

 

YES!!!! 

diablesse

Whatever you do, don't use a neti pot.

It will make it soft, dislodge it and  take all the fun out of it.  You want to savor the satisfaction of wrenching that sucker out. 

sunshine_day_dreams

LIA!!!  Did you get the boog?  Did you have to go to the ER?  Are you keeping it as a pet?  How could you not come back to update us?!