Badass rule breakers

heyemilina

Oh, I haven't been to the dentist in a while. Now that I'm knocked up I guess I should get there.

I haven't gotten my hair trimmed in 6 months. Usually I am a 6-weeker. 

jens_a_ten

Coley7788:

SarahBethBR:

Coley7788:

If you are also going too slow I tend to ride your ass cursing like a sailor and flailing my arms about wildly. During the months of December through April, I am doing this every time I am in the car due to the snowbird migration In South Florida.

We can't be friends, sadly.  I don't speed, and people like this piss me the eff off.  I'm courteous about the fact that I am not speeding, I stay in the right lane unless I'm passing, etc.  But dude, I'm the one that's following the law, not you.  Keep your rude gestures to yourself.  Let's save those for azzholes who drive in the exit lane as long as possible and then block it waiting for someone to let them back in, okay?

I don't follow any food safety rules, really.  I love warm raw egg yolk, mmmm.  Basically, unless smelling something turns my stomach, I'll eat it.

Anyone who says they don't double dip is a dirty liar.

I should have been more specific about my speeding.  Yes, I do speed (I'm not going 100 in a school zone) and I'm usually about 10-15 mph over the speed limit.  My gestures usually show up because here in South Florida we get an influx of people that come down here to live for 3 months and are 150 years old.  Those people will go at least 10 miles UNDER the speed limit at all times.  Obviously, I will change lanes rather than curse and flail but if you are going 20 miles under the speed limit and you aren't in the far right lane then I get pisssy. 

You curse and flail at slow, elderly drivers? That makes me feel sad inside. 

Coley7788

jens_a_ten:

Coley7788:

SarahBethBR:

Coley7788:

If you are also going too slow I tend to ride your ass cursing like a sailor and flailing my arms about wildly. During the months of December through April, I am doing this every time I am in the car due to the snowbird migration In South Florida.

We can't be friends, sadly.  I don't speed, and people like this piss me the eff off.  I'm courteous about the fact that I am not speeding, I stay in the right lane unless I'm passing, etc.  But dude, I'm the one that's following the law, not you.  Keep your rude gestures to yourself.  Let's save those for azzholes who drive in the exit lane as long as possible and then block it waiting for someone to let them back in, okay?

I don't follow any food safety rules, really.  I love warm raw egg yolk, mmmm.  Basically, unless smelling something turns my stomach, I'll eat it.

Anyone who says they don't double dip is a dirty liar.

I should have been more specific about my speeding.  Yes, I do speed (I'm not going 100 in a school zone) and I'm usually about 10-15 mph over the speed limit.  My gestures usually show up because here in South Florida we get an influx of people that come down here to live for 3 months and are 150 years old.  Those people will go at least 10 miles UNDER the speed limit at all times.  Obviously, I will change lanes rather than curse and flail but if you are going 20 miles under the speed limit and you aren't in the far right lane then I get pisssy. 

You curse and flail at slow, elderly drivers? That makes me feel sad inside. 

Speeding and flailing my way to hell. I also hate puppies, rainbows and babies.

CaliopeSpidrman

heyemilina:

I don't refrigerate Bisquick mix once it's been open (the dry stuff).

You're supposed to do that?  I had no idea.

boxerfan

I thought Bisquick was like flour.  Why would I refrigerate that?  I'm a badass, and I didn't even know it!

I regard OTC pan med dosages as mere suggestions.

heyemilina

My mom never refrigerated Bisquick growing up. But then I was at a friend's house and her Bisquick was in the fridge. Sure enough, right on the box it says, "Refrigerate after opening." Huh.

SarahBethBR

boxerfan:

I regard OTC pan med dosages as mere suggestions.

So do I.  Nobody ever died from taking 6 Advil at once.