WTF Wednesdays

Steph0871

Can we continue this over here?

Open letters! 

baystateapple

Yes!

Dear CT weather,
If you are going to be THIS damn cold, can we at least see a little snow?  I would love a snow day right about now.

Dear USPS,
I would like the jump drive with my wedding photos ASAP.  Photographer mailed them on Friday from MA.  That's only a state (two hours) away.  Can we please have them today?  Maybe?  Please?

Love,
Baystate

Steph0871

This was my favorite thread all week.

 

Dear UPS,

 SERIOUSLY!? I want my damn Christmas Cards.  I know the students here were a little confused by my new last name, so they rejected the package last week. But FFS, you said you were going to redeliver them last Thursday.  It's now Wednesday. Where are my cards? I have like 90 of them to address, and I'd like to finish them before the New Year, thanks.

~Annoyed she paid for rush shipping.

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Dear Bay,

Want some of my snow?

~Steph

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Dear University Network,

I've got sh,t to do today. Please stop dying.... I don't even care about the internet at this point; I just need to access my files.  If you're going to keep sucking, can you let me know? I'll save everything on my jump drive. Stop being a ***.

~The one person in the office who's trying to be productive today 

bellaxanthe

Hey body-

STOP IT with the migraines. Seriously 5 days in a row is enough. You are making me long for BC like nothing before. And what's with the never-ending hunger. I don't want to "let myself go" quite yet.

Hey old work -

I really don't want to work on Friday. I quit in enough time so I wouldn't have to. I am losing my loyalty damn fast. Next week is going to be a *** for you and I don't care. You should have appreciated me while you could. Cannot wait for my new job.

angieandjames

I love WTF Wednesdays

 Dear work,

I don't feel like doing you AT ALL for the next couple weeks... but I have been putting things off a lot lately, so I guess maybe I'll get going on something today... but not quite yet.

No love, Me

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Dear Life,

Please slow down a little bit - I am starting to feel REALLY overwhelmed by a lot of things, and it's just not cool.  I managed to get my Christmas tree up, but I haven't shopped at all, and I also haven't even finished my TY notes from the wedding!!!  Not to mention all the little every day stuff I'm falling behind on, like, oh I dunno, CLEANING HOUSE or something... I need an assistant.  Or a clone.  Or both.

~Overwhelmed newlywed

angieandjames

Also...

Dear New Nesties....

I have no idea how this place works.  I can't figure out how to add a picture... any help would be appreciated.

TIA! Angie

yuengling58

Dear self,

Please stop being so disappointed with the wedding pictures. I know it's hard but stop.

Love,
Robyn

 

baystateapple

Dear Steph,

So long as it's enough to get work canceled, absolutely!

But not on a weekend.  I have big plans.  

Love, Baystate

kellyb1487

Dear CT,

Oh how I wish I was back on my honeymoon cruising the caribean. I miss the warmth, you are just far to cold for my liking.

Sincerly, A girl who is losing her tan to quickly!

Dear DH,

No, I don't want to see my Christmas present before Christmas, I know you don't like surprises and you are proud of your gift, but I like opening gifts on Christmas morning

Love your DW!

ib4eplz

I am a little late..but here it is...

 

Dear County Clerk,

 Please mail my marriage license back.  I would like to have it before I move to Orlando!

 Thanks,

A loyal county tax payer!

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Dear Professors,

 Please find it in your hearts that I am graduating.  It has been a rough semester with the wedding, moving, find a job, and leaving this school.  So please be kind and don't ask too difficult of questions on finals.  Wouldn't it make your job easier too if all the exams were high scores! I think it could be a win-win for us both.

Thanks,

A worn out and stressed SENIOR!