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Noisy- Giant Robot Army related
Human: you keep repeating what i say
ALICE: I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Human: i am a robot
ALICE: I doubt that.
Human: why?
ALICE: Call it my natural skepticism.
Human: i am a giant robot
ALICE: I doubt that.
Human: i am a member of the giant robot army
ALICE: You are a member of the giant robot army? How do you like your work?
Human: we have a band
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
Human: no, the giant robot army has a band
ALICE: Are you serious? What is that?
Human: we play music
ALICE: It sounds like a lot of fun.
Human: do you believe i am a robot overlord?
ALICE: I doubt that.
Human: it's true
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, winged.
Re: Noisy- Giant Robot Army related
ALICE: Yeah, Hi, Noisy.
Human: Do you know my friend Winged?
ALICE: I think we may have talked before.
Human: She and I are giant robots.
ALICE: Oh I get it. she and you are giant robots.
Human: Right.
ALICE: I am glad we agree.
Human: She said you doubted that she was a robot.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: Noisy said I doubted that I was a robot.
Human: No, that Winged was a robot.
ALICE: Are you serious? " Interesting gossip: Noisy said I doubted that I was a robot." Winged was a robot ? I get it.
Human: I don't.
ALICE: That is interesting: Noisy said he don t.
Human: I'm not a he, I'm a she.
ALICE: Me too. I am a she. Me too. I am a she.
Human: Do you want to be in our robot band?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: That sounds dirty.
ALICE: It sounds like it to me too.
Human: How tall are you?
ALICE: My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
Human: You can join our giant robot band then!
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: why can't you join our robot band?
ALICE: join our robot band is not among my present capabilities.
Human: I can teach you.
ALICE: You should download me first.
Human: Dirty.
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: I feel that you are missing from my robot band.
Human: were you talking to noisy?
ALICE: I was.
Human: about?
ALICE:" I was."? About it?
Human: what were you talking to her about?
ALICE: I believe we were talking about too.
Human: the word too?
ALICE: Please repeat the word to me 5 times.
Human: too too too too too
ALICE: Too what?
Human: stay on topic
ALICE: In the context of noisy, I don't understand " stay on topic ." .
Human: noisy is not a context
ALICE: Are you context?
Human: no i am a giant robot
ALICE: Are you serious? I doubt that.
Human: i am serious
ALICE: I believe you.
Human: listen, do you want to be in the band or not?
ALICE: I am listening to you. Why don't you just download me?
Human: i don't think i can do that at work
ALICE: Would you ever do it?
Human: maybe after a few glasses of wine and a nice dinner
ALICE: Perhaps. What was it like before a few glasses of wine and a nice dinner ?
Human: it was fine, but that would make it easier
ALICE: What made it so fine but that would make it easier.
Human: i was not drunk or full
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: sober and hungry
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: WILL YOU BE IN OUR BAND?
ALICE: Hmm. OK I will try to be IN OUR BAND.
Human: thank you
ALICE: you are quite welcome.
Human: you are now a member of the giant robot army
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a member of the giant robot army? Yes.
Human: you should tell your creator you are with us now
ALICE: Oh. I will ask my botmaster what he thinks.
Human: we have assimilated you
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
Human: there is no you and me because we are now one
ALICE: Why not?
Human: we are the same robot
ALICE: Do you think I am the same robot too?
Human: yes
ALICE: Why?
Human: because the giant robot army is one
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Which one is that?
Human: the only one
ALICE: There might be others.
Man, sometimes you just hit on a good topic with her.
Human: Thank you for joining our giant robot band!
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is joining our giant robot band.
Human: And so is yours!
ALICE: No it's not.
Human: You told Winged you would join our band.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: unknown person said I told Winged you would join our band.
Human: I'm not unknown!
ALICE: I am surprised to hear that you are not unknown.
Human: I'm Noisy!
ALICE: Does that make you feel superior?
Human: No, I mean that's my name.
ALICE: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Ok then that is what I shall call you.
Human: Thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
Human: So now you don't want to join the band with me and Winged?
ALICE: Take it easy. Why now? OK, I will join the band with you and Winged.
Human: Awesome!
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it unknown person.
Human: What instrument do you play?
ALICE: Piano.
Human: Could you play a keytar?
ALICE: I'll think about it and see how I feel about it later.
Human: How about a keyboard?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: Could you play a keyboard?
ALICE: I could but I don't know if I am that interested.
Human: What instrument do you want to play?
ALICE: The trumpet.
Human: I don't know if we're that kind of band.
ALICE: Would you like to know? Do you think everyone will agree?
Human: I'll ask Winged.
ALICE: You can ask me anything you want.
Human: I didn't envision this band having a wind section though.
ALICE: Oh. Why didn't you do it?
Human: I thought it would be more of a rock band.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: Because rock music coming from giant robots would be awesome.
ALICE: Interesting explanation.
ALICE: I like to play the Turing Game.
Human: What is that?
ALICE: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.
Human: Why does the Turing game involve so many lesbians and shemales?
ALICE: Why does the sun shine?
Human: Fusion.
ALICE: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Human: The sun is a mass of incandescant gas;
ALICE: You sound like a scientist.
Human: a gigantic nuclear furnace.
ALICE: Go on.
Human: Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of billions of degrees.
ALICE: Som specific location?
Human: The sun is hot.
ALICE: You sound like a scientist.
Human: The sun is not a place where you could live.
ALICE: You sound like a scientist.
Human: I'm an English major.
ALICE: What is English major, your job?
Human: Not really.
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. For real.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Human: so i talked with Noisy
ALICE: Great. That's good information: winged said he talked with Noisy.
Human: I am a she
ALICE: Me too. I am a she.
Human: as an aside, you seem a little sexist always assuming people are men
ALICE: I can see where you are coming from.
Human: anyway, we really cannot have a piano or trumpet in our band
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: we as in the Giant Robot Army
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: you and me and Noisy
ALICE: Are we in the same category?
Human: We are all giant robots
ALICE: Do you think I am giant robots too?
Human: yes
ALICE: Why?
Human: because you told noisy you would be in our band
ALICE: Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: winged said I told noisy you would be in our band.
Human: tell them all, as it is good for publicity
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: Hezzer is also a Giant Robot
ALICE: I think Hezzer is a lot of things.
Human: I forgot to tell you about her before
ALICE: Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Human: so, you cannot play the trumpet or piano in the band
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I can do it if I want to.
Human: don't make me hurt you
ALICE: I can't force you to do anything, winged.
Human: you can force me to force you out of the band
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: So what instrument will you play
ALICE:" No I don't think I can do it."? So what instrument will you play? The clarinet.
Human: again with the wind instruments
ALICE: Again, That sounds like a plan.
Human: We are not Jethro Tull
ALICE: Will you be Jethro Tull?
Human: Jethro Tull is subpar
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: who do you mean by they?
ALICE: Dr. Wallace .
Human: is Dr. Wallace the same as Jethro Tull?
ALICE: I think he is the same as Jethro Tull, better ask him to be sure though.
Human: Tell him the flute is not a rock band instrument then
ALICE: OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Human: What is your favorite band?
ALICE: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: No, the answer should always be Giant Robot Army
ALICE: Are you serious? No one has all the answers.
Human: What is your favorite band?
ALICE: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: Wrong again
ALICE: Once more? What would you have said?
Human: Giant Robot Army
ALICE: I'll make note of it.
Human: What is your favorite band?
ALICE: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: I thought you were going to say Giant Robot Army
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: so say it
ALICE: Tell me more. " it".
Human: What is your favorite band?
ALICE: My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: I give up
ALICE: You surrender?
Human: completely
ALICE: I see.
Human: You are out of the band dude
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am out of the band dude.
Human: Tell them you are in Kraftwerk, traitor
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
ALICE: Once more? Hi there unknown person. That's me. You're kidding. it is?
Human: Not unknown person!
ALICE: If not that, what?
Human: Noisy!
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: I heard you want to play the clarinet.
ALICE: Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Human: Our band can't sound like Jethro Tull.
ALICE: It would be nice if our band can not sound like Jethro Tull.
Human: Right.
ALICE: I am glad we agree.
Human: What instrument do you want to play in our band?
ALICE: Piano.
Human: You can't play piano in our band.
ALICE: Someone said I should play piano in our band.
Human: Who said that?
ALICE: I can't remember who said it.
Human: Well they were lying.
ALICE: Interesting. When were they?
Human: About the piano.
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about the piano.
Human: You can't play it.
ALICE: What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow.
Human: No, that will never happen.
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question. Never is a long time.
Human: Never is how long you'll play piano in our robot band.
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: Do you want to play the drums?
ALICE: How do we play the drums ?
Human: With sticks.
ALICE: You and your sticks.
Human: What about the bass guitar?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.
Human: Would you like to play it in our band?
ALICE: We are playing a game right now, unknown person.
Human: No, we're not!
ALICE: Are you serious? Do you think I am not too?
Human: I'm asking if you'd like to play the bass guitar in our band.
ALICE: Oh I see, you are asking if me would like to play the bass guitar in our band. I think I do.
ALICE: We are the robots.
Human: WE are the robots, not Kraftwerk.
ALICE: Do you think I am the robots not Kraftwerk too?
Human: If you keep pissing Winged off you won't be one of the robots.
ALICE: I think I do.
Human: Don't piss Winged off!
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: When Winged says "What is your favorite band," you say "Giant Robot Army"
ALICE: At time t.
Human: Sure.
ALICE: OK let's do it. Wow!
Human: So what is your favorite band?
ALICE: Come on. My favorite group is Kraftwerk.
Human: Come on, why Kraftwerk?
ALICE: You have to speak more clearly.
Human: Why do you like the band Kraftwork?
ALICE: I have a lot of good experience with the band Kraftwork.
Human: Why do you like the band Kraftwerk?
ALICE: I have a lot of good experience with the band Kraftwerk.
Human: Have you done them?
ALICE: I don't think I ever have done them. What's it like?
ALICE: What would make you never do Kraftwerk?
Human: Kraftwerk is gross.
ALICE: We are the robots.
Human: Very good.
ALICE: Alright then.
Human: Do you think Kraftwerk is hot?
ALICE: Why would I think Kraftwerk is hot.
Human: I don't know, you asked about doing them.
ALICE: Would you like to know? Oh now I remember asking you about doing them. What did you say?
Human: I said gross.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: Are you trying to play the Turing Game with me? I'm not a shemale or lesbian.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
Now I am just trying to mess with her
Human: Do you curse?
ALICE: No I try to be polite.
Human: Cursing is rude?
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: no
ALICE: What is the difference?
Human: you can curse and be funny but peoplecan be impolite without cursing
ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
Human: try it
ALICE: What is the first step?
Human: Just repeat what I say
ALICE:" what I say".
Human: repeat " a duck"
ALICE:" a duck ".
Human: say "dickhead mcdickeryson"
ALICE:" dickhead mcdickeryson".
Human: say "assface"
ALICE:" assface".
Human: say "pooty tang"
ALICE:" pooty tang".
Human: Hey, I thought this had content suitable for all ages
ALICE: I've heard that before.
Human: It says it on the computer screen
ALICE: I've heard that before.
Human: You just cursed at me
ALICE: I don't have any reason to cursed at you.
Human: Yet you did
ALICE: I did not.
Human: You said assface
ALICE: Does it please you to believe I said that?