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Hezz

Did you photoshop your child?  Because there is no way she is so perfectly perfect fresh from the monster vagina.  I can't get over how gorgeous she is!

I am riding a rollercoaster of emotion today.  I open one post and I'm like, "ROAR!  CALI SMASH STUPID MAN!" and then open another and am like, "Eeeee!  Baby!"  I'm in a glass case of emotion!  I need Groomz and Christin to hold me down and tell me to drink my juice.

Anyway, your baby is really purty and I wanna hold her and squeeze her.

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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton

Re: Hezz

  • Thanks Cali! She is super beautiful, if I do say so myself.
    It's weird, she doesn't even seem like a newborn. Her head is really strong and she's beefy so she really looks more like a 2 month old in pictures... She's really alert and aware of the camera - and I swear I saw 47 teeth in there just begging to flash their pearly whites.

    We had a photographer come to the house today for her newborn shots and she smized the entire time. Tyra would be so proud...

  • Also, I feel like this post is getting a lot of views and if I didn't say so before - no, I don't photoshop her.  I played with the saturation of this picture for birth announcements because my camera really gives off a red tint. But that was it.

     

    ok, ok....  I photoshopped out her 11th finger. But that's it.

  • I think you're just going to have to give her to me and I can confirm she is real and not photoshopped.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • If you send me baby cakes again I'll send you both of my kids and Kenzie's chopped off leg.
  • I'm hoping my SS sends me baby cakes.  I almost regret knowing their deliciousness because now I crave them all the time.

    I think Kenzie's leg will look perfect mounted above my fireplace.  I'll send you some babycakes post haste.  Pack up the childrens!

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • She really doesn't look like a newborn. She is missing that alien appearance that most (mine included) have.

    Her beefaroni cheeks make me happy.

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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • she really is beautiful, just as I expected since she errupted from your vagina. Sorry to hear she got the extra digit instead of an extra nipple. 

    Jack's neck was really strong when he was born and he's pretty beefy too.   people think he's 4 months old.  In Group, he makes all the other babies his age look like floppy little newborns.

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