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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
if you haven't received your SS gift
please to be checking all possible places the mail carrier could have left it. I can't imagine my package has not found you yet. I'm a SS failure.
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Re: if you haven't received your SS gift
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I've been looking everywhere for my gift and nothing yet...
My gift better not be lost. I will be so sad.
holy feck bethie. what the foffing foff did you do to the postal services to deserve this kind of bethiecott?
BETHIECOTT 2010
Are you sure you remembered the postage? You should go to your post office, and ask if there's an unposted package from Mashed Potatoes.
You should do it in a funny accent and pretend it's an acutal name.
Mah-sheed Pah-tha-toooies.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
FUCKK.FUCKFUCKFUCK.UGHHHHH. He sucks SO BAD. He delivered someone else's prescriptions to us once! And we got someone else's Amazon order last week! POSTMAN GIVES ME RAGE.
You live like 2 towns away from me, too!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Attn: Authorities
Please disreguard CaliopeSpidrman. When she says "we" she really means herself. And possibly the voices in her head. We call her voices robe and try to keep them locked in the closet (with R. Kelly). The rest of us are pacifists and law abiding individuals who only want to cuddle with bethie's mailman.
Signed,
Winger
Aww, you should've came over! You would've seen Molly in the window!
I can try my local post office, it's right up the street...I wonder if they could help?
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I think you need to give Molly a little training and teach that guy a lesson.
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The nerve!
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I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Don't apologize! I would've done the same thing! And please, you don't need to do a redo and spend more monies, it's totally fine. It might turn up! I can ask my stoner landlords if they took it by mistake.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
LOL. For real.
She emailed me last week asking if we had a package shipped us for a Bonnie Something. I was like, "noooooo, we're expecting boxes but they're all to our own names. Are you sure it says 123 Fake Street?" She's like "I didn't even look at the address! It says 109 Fake Street!"
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I haven't gotten my stuff from Cali yet. Shameful.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
Landlords probably kept it. Mashed, I told you that weed was not an appropriate Elfstergate present. The classic poem specifically suggests meth.
Twas the night before Elfstergate and all through the the double-wide,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the ghost of Herve Villaichez.
The shoes were left out by the dead keg with care,
In hopes that Chihuahuhas leave meth in the pair.
The baby was snuggled all up to a hoober,
He's been eating for about 2 years now, and ma's nips are chapped raw.
With Jimmy in his boxers and me in my cap,
I've got my eye on the doormat, lest Chop takes a crap.
When the wee little pup finally parks his sweet ride,
I can see he's got prezzies and hookers inside.
I peeped out the window to see what I'd get,
And he saw me and was all "what the fuque is wrong with you man? You're not supposed to be awake. Now you get nothing. In fact, I'll be back in three days, and you better leave $750 in each shoe. And if it's not there, I'mma come inside and scoop out your heart and leave that in your shoe. And then he cocked his head to one side in a gesture that said 'I ain't playin' yo.'
Then he gulped down a forty peeled clear away,
And I wondered how a tiny dog could operate a motor vehicle.
I'll always remember that magical night,
When I met the Chihuahua, who had a German accent, which just didn't seem right.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
It's still not there? It better show up today or I'm going to explode.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
I'll bet Jens can make a movie out of it. And then at the next GTG, we can make a movie of her movie.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
This
I've got my eye on the doormat, lest Chop takes a crap.
was my favorite!
Mine shows that it was delivered but I haven't heard a peep. This person is rarely around these days so I'm left to believe that either she's in jail for finally snapping and doing something drastic to her awful boss, or the package didn't make it to her and was instead intercepted by a schizophrenic hobo.
Also I had it shipped directly so I couldn't pesonalize it. So, Vinny, that lame package that I hope you did receive? Yeah. That's from me.