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Christin has an amazing PIP for you, by the way

(individual msg to C: I know you have it in your email as an attachment and can post it from your ipad. Do it.)
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"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
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Re: Christin has an amazing PIP for you, by the way

  • I don't think I can. So embarrassing.
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  • B!tch please... When has modesty ever flowed through either of you?
  • ::cringe:: okay. Give me a minute. I'll preface this by saying my mom is equal parts inappropriate, embarrassing, and BSC.
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  • You can do eet!
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • The buildup is pretty exciting.
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  • The picture is spazzy crazy as it is. But the background info puts it over the top. My step dork has four grandkids. Mom has one, my brother's baby. Brother and wife are both mid-thirties. She is 9 weeks pregnant. Brother and wife told us last week, but have not told people outside the immediate family. Finally, no parents were consulted in the making of this Christmas card. And my brother is livid. image
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  • For those on phones that can't scroll, left picture is with stepdad's grandkids. On the right is a picture of my niece in the "big sister" shirt my brother used to break the news to my family. The text says "Merry Christmas from Grandpa Jim, Mae Mae, Nicolas, Lexi, Kai, Edie, Molly and ...". Discuss.
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  • The picture. Oh, the picture. No words. Did they go somewhere to have that done? And does one angel have some KISS makeup going on? Look how miserable the boys are. LOL.

    They outed the pregnancy on a Christmas card??? Why would she think that is okay?

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  • I am in awe.

    ETA:  In case that wasn't clear, I am wowed by both the picture and the audacity of the pregnancy announcement.

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  • I can't process this all at once.

    oh em gee - the outfits.
    oh em gee - the sheets.
    oh em gee - random face painting?
    lol - kid on right knows what's up...

    I'd be PISSED!

  • This is amazing. Is Kai a boy? Because it looks like two boys in the pic with only one boy name.

    I would be beyond belief pissed if my pregnancy was outed in a Christmas card. And especially if those in the card were dressed as angels.

  • Holy sheeet. What Hezz said. I would be so, so pissed.
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  • Holy Moses.  Christin, I think your stepdad is trying to compete with Ma for most BSC stepparent ever.

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  • Oh. Oh my. I was expecting a come hither picture, and what I received was a firehose of horse shiit.

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  • Also, did they purchase and take a pic in the "Big Sister" shirt themselves? Because that is even more BSC.
  • Kai is the redhead boy. Edie is the redhead girl. I just called my mom. She's whining that I got her in trouble and we're all so super sensitive she never knows what's okay! Jesus. Christ.
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  • Oh my. Did they just photoshop that hot mess together? WTF?

    And WTF kind of weirdo sends out a Christmas card from them and their grandkids!?

    I can't even fathom the outing the pregnancy in the card. Was your mom feeling left out, not having a gaggle of grandkids to paste creepy halos on?

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  • I can't focus on one item.  There's too much to discuss!

    The outfits!  Especially your mom buried in feathers and her own extra special halo!

    The random facepainted child!

    The super unhappy boy up front!

    The sparkly drapey sheet in the background with a little star plastered on one side!

    The choice of green and holly frame!

    And, of course, thunderjacking your brother's news!

    *phew*  I'm spent.

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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • Also, I'm glad you said that the name was Kai, because I was reading it as Kat and being even more confused.

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  • I think the kiss makeup is a butterfly from a birthday party earlier in the day. My brother put the shirt on the baby when we came by last week. Apparently Mom got a picture. There is so much I don't even tell you guys about my family because it is too weird and exhausting.
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    I can't focus on one item.  There's too much to discuss!

    The outfits!  Especially your mom buried in feathers and her own extra special halo!

    The random facepainted child!

    The super unhappy boy up front!

    The sparkly drapey sheet in the background with a little star plastered on one side!

    The choice of green and holly frame!

    And, of course, thunderjacking your brother's news!

    *phew*  I'm spent.

    Exactly! It's all so... So.... Overwhelming.
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  • Holyshit, I didn't even scroll over at first! OR notice the random facepainted kid! DUDE!
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    I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
  • That is epic.
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  • wow, just wow.
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  • If my mom celebrated Christmas, I could imagine her doing something like that, followed up with a "you guys are way too sensitive!"  when someone called her out on breaking someone else's the pregnancy news via greeting card.

    OMG.

     

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  • I'm so glad I get to enjoy this twice!  I think Grandma's stand-out extra fluffy halo is the crown jewel for me.

    I also got to overhear the convo on speakerphone when Christin told her brother about the pregnancy announcement, and the long silence on the other end that came after.  Last night was truly a magical time!

    ETA: Christin, it's so cute that your sig pic includes a light colored feather boa.  Like mother, like daughter! 

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    "As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
  • Wowee. I can't process it all. And thank you, Fenton, for making Christin share with the class.
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  • I have no words for that hot mess, except that my mother would be soooooo baby grounded. That's a privilege not a right.
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  • Holysh*t you guys. It's days like this that I'm so happy to know all of you.

     

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