Things your SO does when you're not around?

Bump Eileen

What are some gross/embarrassing things your significant other does when you're not around?

 

brittainycaldwell

When I'm not around?  PLEASE!  I would be lucky to not be around, my DH has no shame when I am around, the only relief I have is being in public.  He won't do things there.

KristieB76

I dont want to know!  I can only imagine

festivegal2008

Dirty videos.  My H tells me what he does when he has a vacation day and I don't. 

katarczyna

DH does...absolutely nothing when I'm not here. I think he envies the life of our very lazy cat and pretends he's her or something.

Oh, and he eats frozen pizzas. 

Mrs.Rad888

I think he's been trying on my panties. They've gotten looser, and I sure as hell haven't lost any weight!

girly64_99

yep laziness. men just cant get motivated without us around

renegade gaucho

Hookers and blow. And cleaning.

mandawilliams

katarczyna:

DH does...absolutely nothing when I'm not here. I think he envies the life of our very lazy cat and pretends he's her or something.

Oh, and he eats frozen pizzas. 

wait, you mean while they are still frozen?!

KimNSandy

Thankfully in my relationship we are both women and I don't think either of us is gross when the other is not around. (Well, I certainly HOPE not!)

DancingLikeTheCrackers17

Calls me...A LOT!  I kid you not.  It's a good thing my boss's husband is retired and does the same to her, because otherwise I might get in trouble.  DH is a teacher, and I'm a banker, so he has a lot more time off than I do, and when he does, he calls a couple times a day to tell me everything he's doing.  I get the play-by-play every couple hours.

Turtle143

Mrs.Rad888:

I think he's been trying on my panties. They've gotten looser, and I sure as hell haven't lost any weight!

LMAO!

katarczyna

mandawilliams:

katarczyna:

DH does...absolutely nothing when I'm not here. I think he envies the life of our very lazy cat and pretends he's her or something.

Oh, and he eats frozen pizzas. 

wait, you mean while they are still frozen?!

LOL oh gosh no. Just the cheapie $2 grocery pizzas. He cooks them, but they're SO nasty, I never let him get them. So he stocks up and eats that and other horrific things when I'm not around. 

Turtle143

katarczyna:

mandawilliams:

katarczyna:

DH does...absolutely nothing when I'm not here. I think he envies the life of our very lazy cat and pretends he's her or something.

Oh, and he eats frozen pizzas. 

wait, you mean while they are still frozen?!

LOL oh gosh no. Just the cheapie $2 grocery pizzas. He cooks them, but they're SO nasty, I never let him get them. So he stocks up and eats that and other horrific things when I'm not around. 

You mean those things aren't good for you??? They were my staples back in college! lol so cheap and so good!!