I thought maybe you all could use a good laugh.
So yesterday, Rob went to the grocery store alone. Normally we do our
shopping for the week on Sunday mornings together. However, he told me
he would handle this chore so I could do other things before taking
Katy to cheer practice and he would go during that time. Our grocery
store gets busy in the afternoons but that is when he went.
So
first he goes in and has to wait for someone to check out so he can get
a cart. Apparently everyone is scared to death that they can't leave
the house for 6 weeks due to the impending storm. Neither one of us had
even thought about the storm.
Then he is stalked through the
grocery store by two elderly women who are interested in what all he is
buying. Apparently the adobo paste peaked their curiousity and they
proceeded to talk to him on every aisle.
When he goes over to
the meat section it is wiped clean. We had steaks on the menu for this
week so he finds two sirloins and grabs the last pack of rib eyes. Rob
tells me that he waited his turn and did not jump ahead of anyone. Well
some Indian/Pakistani looking lady gives him the stink eye when he
grabs the last pack of rib eyes. Rob doesn't think much about it and
proceeds to continue shopping. He parks his cart and steps away to get
something and lo and behold when he turns around the stink eye lady has
her hands in the cart taking the steaks. Rob told her that the cart was
taken and so were the steaks. She walked away quickly.
I died
laughing when he told me this story. I told him that he should have
shouted "that is your dead uncle" or "Eat Mor Chikin."
I guess from now on I'll have to accompany him to the store to protect his meat.
Re: Some lady tried to take my husband's meat! *long*
Lol! Great story!!!!
People are pretty ridiculous here about snow and I'm sure it's even worse there. Tomorrow the stores will be cleaned out of toilet paper, bread and milk. I have no idea how long they think 3" of snow is going to keep them in the house. Or maybe they only need to wipe their asss if it's snowing.
K+S 9.18.9 | DD #1 age 2 | PG # 5 EDD 9.17.12
Sounds like all the crazies were out! LOL!
hahahaha- oh no, this is too funny.
You southerners and snow. HILARITY!
I just some some fools using a wake board hooked to the back of a pick up truck in N Carolina on the news. IDK what's worse? That they were wake boarding in the snow by means of a truck (damn idiots) or that the news was stupid enough to run the story and show these yahoos whooping it up like it was so much fun, thinking their little 'we suggest you don't try this' bs would dissuade some kids from killing themselves.
Oh Dex when us rednecks get bored it can get dangerous. I recall once a local group of boys from my hometown hooking up a john boat (which is a really small boat) to the back of a jeep and driving as fast as they could down the main road. The boat was swinging back and forth from ditch bank to ditch bank. It was hysterical. We used to hook the sled to the lawnmower.
Today we are iced in and I'm already bored. This story though is going to be one we laugh about for years I'm sure.