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Some lady tried to take my husband's meat! *long*

I thought maybe you all could use a good laugh. 

So yesterday, Rob went to the grocery store alone. Normally we do our shopping for the week on Sunday mornings together. However, he told me he would handle this chore so I could do other things before taking Katy to cheer practice and he would go during that time. Our grocery store gets busy in the afternoons but that is when he went.

So first he goes in and has to wait for someone to check out so he can get a cart. Apparently everyone is scared to death that they can't leave the house for 6 weeks due to the impending storm. Neither one of us had even thought about the storm.

Then he is stalked through the grocery store by two elderly women who are interested in what all he is buying. Apparently the adobo paste peaked their curiousity and they proceeded to talk to him on every aisle.

When he goes over to the meat section it is wiped clean. We had steaks on the menu for this week so he finds two sirloins and grabs the last pack of rib eyes. Rob tells me that he waited his turn and did not jump ahead of anyone. Well some Indian/Pakistani looking lady gives him the stink eye when he grabs the last pack of rib eyes. Rob doesn't think much about it and proceeds to continue shopping. He parks his cart and steps away to get something and lo and behold when he turns around the stink eye lady has her hands in the cart taking the steaks. Rob told her that the cart was taken and so were the steaks. She walked away quickly.

I died laughing when he told me this story. I told him that he should have shouted "that is your dead uncle" or "Eat Mor Chikin."

I guess from now on I'll have to accompany him to the store to protect his meat. 

Re: Some lady tried to take my husband's meat! *long*

  • Wow, that takes guts to take his meat!!  I think I would not have known what to do purely from the shock of it!
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  • That is priceless. I can't imagine someone taking food out of my cart. I think I would of been in shock.
  • Mary, I wish you would have been there to really give her a talking to!  Still funny the 2nd time around LOL!
  • Lol!  Great story!!!!

    People are pretty ridiculous here about snow and I'm sure it's even worse there.  Tomorrow the stores will be cleaned out of toilet paper, bread and milk.  I have no idea how long they think 3" of snow is going to keep them in the house.  Or maybe they only need to wipe their asss if it's snowing. 

  • LMAO, what the heck is wrong with that lady? I probably would bust out laughing at her b/c I wouldn't know what else to do. It's funny how much people freak out over the snow
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  • Better than her trying to GRAB his meat!!  Stick out tongue
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  • Bwahahahaha!!! OMFG, I can just imagine Rob and the crazy meat lady. thanks for making my day Mary! Love ya!
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  • This made me LOL! That is really funny!
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  • hahahaha- oh no, this is too funny.

    You southerners and snow.  HILARITY! 

    I just some some fools using a wake board hooked to the back of a pick up truck in N Carolina on the news.  IDK what's worse?   That they were wake boarding in the snow by means of a truck (damn idiots) or that the news was stupid enough to run the story and show these yahoos whooping it up like it was so much fun, thinking their little 'we suggest you don't try this' bs would dissuade some kids from killing themselves.

  • Oh Dex when us rednecks get bored it can get dangerous.  I recall once a local group of boys from my hometown hooking up a john boat (which is a really small boat) to the back of a jeep and driving as fast as they could down the main road.  The boat was swinging back and forth from ditch bank to ditch bank.  It was hysterical.  We used to hook the sled to the lawnmower. 

    Today we are iced in and I'm already bored.  This story though is going to be one we laugh about for years I'm sure.  

  • Yep. I've been pulled on a trash can lid behind a truck on more than one occasion. You might be a redneck if...
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