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Another housekeeper funny

Her: "How long you keep (DS) in cradle?" (next to our bed)

Me- "I dunno, as long as he fits in it? I guess til he's 4 months or not eating constantly all night?"

Her- "Well ya don't wanna wait too long, it interfere with the sex."

She also added in, "He like the boobie. Those breastfed boys, so good for them but they love sucking on those boobies. They stay that way, you know. That don't change, you know.."

Just what every mother wants to think about! Indifferent

 

Re: Another housekeeper funny

  • OMG, she's hilarious!  A little disturbing, I admit, but hilarious too.
    I'd rather be rock climbing or playing volleyball
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  • Hahaha she sounds so fun!
    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • Ha ha ha ha.  Hilarious. 
  • OMG!!! That's amazing... Yikes!!!

    Did you hear a string quartet as you drifted off to your happy place?

    Some needs to learn the difference between her "inside voice" and her "outside voice." Surprise

  • imageGinger Le Coeur:

    OMG!!! That's amazing... Yikes!!!

    Did you hear a string quartet as you drifted off to your happy place?

    Some needs to learn the difference between her "inside voice" and her "outside voice." Surprise

    *snort* Hilarious.

    This was after she came into my house ranting and raving because "I don't answer her phone" when she calls me. I said, Hello. Your message said, "Punky. I am calling to confirm Tuesday at 11. See you then!" Nowhere in there says to call you back. She went on and on "I don't know you here, how I know if dog is put up or if I can come inside? If you leave door unlocked?!" I said, "Rosa, you have a KEY!" she said, "Oh. I do? Well I got 15 keys!" I said, "yes, that is why I put our NAME on ours. Hello?" 

    She said, "Oh. Well you still don't answer my phone!" Then she wanted to hold the baby. I said, "yes, but you have to be in a good mood. You aren't allowed to be in a bad mood around him." 

    So he smiled at her and she was all puddles of goo after that. 

     

  • hahaha Is she hispanic? My (Cuban) MIL and her family have NO filter when it comes to sex- it's hilarious.
  • imagejackieo1309:
    hahaha Is she hispanic? My (Cuban) MIL and her family have NO filter when it comes to sex- it's hilarious.

    Italian! 

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