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Now you can all kick me back out.
I like salad bar, I like Despicable Me, tosh 2.0, I like Connect 4, Freedom of Speech, David Fincher, sidewalk, I like 1-800-SLIM, yo mama jokes, strawberry, Wilmer Valmavelma, Leon J. Panetta, ice skating for fun, not to save life. Cheese. Is for mouse. Are you Mick Mouse? WHY DON'T YOU GET IN YOUR SPACESHIP LIKE MICK MOUSE?


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Fact: A hippo can open it's mouth wide enough to fit a four foot tall child inside.
Or a little person. It doesn't have to be a child. The significant element is the height, four feet.
This is both terrifying and fascinating.
I want to see a picture of this. Except it would probably be of a hippo devouring a child/little person so ...
Noisy?
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.
You are all trying to give me nightmares, aren't you?
Dear World,
Please stop trying to convince leetle babies that hippos are cute. They are man-eaters that can swallow a child (or little person) whole.
So stop putting these dangerous beasts on baby clothes.
Love,
Mouse, the only one who thinks of the children (or little people)
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_Hippopotamus
I don't know how to make clicky on my phone.
The nerve!
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Star loved hippo's.
I don't really know what's going on in this post, but here is my contribution.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I like to think of it as her playing dead and then taking the hippo by surprise. Like, she's not being swallowed, she's busting out of the hippo's mouth.
Of course, art is subjective.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Don't blame me when your baby goes to pet a cuddly hippo and gets eaten.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Make the baby clean it up of course. It's got to earn it's keep somehow.
aw, I love hippos! Especially in pink tutus, twirling around.
I'm going to go with the Pinocchio theory. Little Knight is going to smoke her way out of the hippo's mouth.
I want to draw you a heart, representing the fact that you have mine.
The hair grows in thick where the horn used to be.