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Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Groomz is...
...getting a baby.
... married to a dude.
... the proud owner of a poon-tree.
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
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Re: Groomz is...
Is a very good friend. He will put you to bed, and make sure that there aren't any strings attached to your body...resistance.
Has changed my pon flushing ways.
Is one of the greatest storytellers of all time.
The funniest storyteller on the nest
Once dated a lady, like me.
The Johnny Castle to my Frances "Baby" Houseman. But not in a sexual way. Well, not always in a sexual way.
And, since it seems no one else has the balls to say it even though we're all thinking it, the father of Winged's baby. However, he failed to declare NO TAKE BACKSIES at the moment of conception and thus Winged exercised her rights to raise the baby as her own with her cuckolded husband.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
One of my most favoritest people.
Makes me cry my own tears on the regular. Sometimes just because he lives so damn far away; other times because I'm laughing so hard.
Was only mildly traumatized by having his face introduced to Fenton's bosoms within 15 minutes of meeting her.
Decorates with Poo.
Throws the best themed parties in the world.
Laughs at the mere mention of Meemaw.
Has awesome dance moves.
Looks great with a bananastache.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Maybe I don't have a heightened sense of smell, but I've never smelled any vagina on my pants. -- TSD
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Will allow you to put makeup on him.
Claire Elizabeth 12/31/2011
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Has a real deep voice that could be used in movie previews.
Has met the real Tinkerbell and has proof.
Is one of the funnest people on earth to sing and dance with.
Works in HR.
Once humped me, but we were doing a play, so its not weird.
Awesome secret santa in Elfster exchange.
Obsessed with me (mutual).
Does not like missing out on any fun conversations. Nobody puts Groomz in a corner.
Knits. For real! I'm endlessly charmed by this.
To clarify, Groomz and I don't decorate. He makes cave paintings.
Loves Seba.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Groomz met Danny Bonaduce in a pharmacy.
Groomz is Knot Annie's fave, even though she banned him.
Groomz may or may not be Robe.
adept at separating the buttsecks heiny from the poop heiny
looking for a sidekick
wants a new job...but then he doesn't
has a big heart
was propositioned by a Russian movie director
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Met and had his picture taken with the Tampa Bay Peter Pan.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse