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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Christin is...
Has the laugh of a mermaid's song.
Is the Statler to Cali's Waldorf.
Re: Christin is...
Can shop for days. Days, I tell you.
Really pissed off a gay waiter (a gaiter, if you will) by refusing to give him her pashmina, even though he's a collector. He retaliated by giving me a cold tuna melt and trying to pretend that there's nothing wrong with that.
Has recordings of her grandmom singing all of my favorite songs.
Once convinced a knottie that she was a post-operative transsexual and it got awkward.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
Dramatic! And funny as shiit.
Keeps a Christmas tree in her basement up year round.
Makes beautiful jewelry and always packages it in the prettiest wrappings.
Doesn't mind being the one to call me since I'm too askeered to ever call anybody myself.
Is quite photogenic.
Has yet to stop talking to me for dispensing unwanted adviSe.
Lucky because she gets to see Fenton and audrey (and Jane!) on a regular basis.
Boom. Lawyered.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
A jewelrymaker extraordinaire when she is not lawyering.
Has a come-hither pose that involves a bum in the air.
Meets up with Fenton often.
Has a crazy sister.
Better than Oprah.
Happiest when she's holding court on a desk while chain smoking and drinking MGD64s.
A little girl with nothing wrong and she's allllllll alooooone.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
a lover of kitten pictures
great with the one liner
very against confrontation
Steals giftcards, but not all giftcards, as the Walmart giftcard she found in my car was still there after she left.
Has a great sense of style.
Likes wine, but REAL wine, not wussy Finger Lakes wine.
Knows that a good IPA can make you FLY!!!!!!!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
the kind of person who will poke an internet friend in the boob for fun, then find out that person is pregnant while standing in the wine section of a liquor store.
full of questions about libraries and librarians.
a great person to speak in old-timey voices with.
For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
Can make anything funny. Including Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box.
The nerve!
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"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Is a WW star.
Cracks me up.
Has a seductive way of sticking her asss out when she wants some lovin'
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Mucho likes purple nails and purple cupcakes
is a highly non-confrontational lawyer
has grandma stories that will make you cry from the sweetness.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
has a crazy, self-centered sister
lets her boss--or everyone, really--walk all over her
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I talked to her on the phone once. True story.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
"Once I got a bath bomb that, once exploded, filled the tub with confetti. Little sharp metallic pieces of confetti. The product description said nothing about confetti. Oh look, there's a tiny, sharp metallic blue star stabbing me in the labia. HOW RELAXING. " - NoisyPenguin
Is insanely uncomfortable with confrontation.
(this is the best I could do)
Christin is a favorite. And I don't care what anyone says, I still think that giftcard story was HILARIOUS and awesome. (SB, back me up!)
Super lovable
Likes everyone to be friends, which I find sweet
Does an amazing Steel Magnolias schtick
Doesn't think Morgan Freeman is a good actor