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Getting to the bottom of things
I am having surgery tomorrow. In the butt.
The various indignities involved in this start at 7 a.m.
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Re: Getting to the bottom of things
I apologize for laughing about your butt surgery. Do you have to lay on the special table again?
You will have all of my giggles, vibez, and toilet paper.
The nerve!
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All my toilet paper goes to you, Fitty. Literally.
Seriously, though, hope everything's okay! Don't forget to line the hole in the drape up with your butthole.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Oh SB, please do laugh. Roughly 30 emails were exchanged between me and my little team of friends selected to help out this week before we ran out of butt jokes. By the end (har har!) I was signing off with ()*() instead of my name.
Another bummer (see how easy it is??) is that Sebastian had two straight weeks of travel starting today. UGH! Butt next week was a trial and it just settled today, so he will be here. WHEW. This week is inspections, though, and he can't get out of it. My twin sister is on her way here now.
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Mod, somehow I think I will be amply prepared for this week's BCT.
Oh God I hope not CS. I understand I'm at risk of developing a new "party trick" though.
Is anybody else chair dancing and singing that "Bottoms Up" song? Just me?
Okay.
The nerve!
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All of my toilet paper is yours.
I only hope that this time you have the couth to keep your expletives to yourself until the medical staff have left the room.
Also, I had a marketing idea for the special table. For gals who want to do the come hither pose a la Christin, but due to injuries or fatigue are unable to maintain the ass-in-air position for any length of time.
Jen I had a chance to redeem myself on The Table! I did great, no swear words (out loud).
I have to give myself two you know what's tomorrow beforehand UGH! Did you know those don't even come with an instruction insert. It's just all right there on the box. The swear words I did not use in the exam room were used instead in the HEB pharmacy area.
Whut whut in the butt*
*Translation: what's wrong with your butt?
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
You're a stronger woman than I.
Big Sigh
Lisa, I have a tear. I don't know when or how it happened, although it seems to date back to post-section and post-fibroid surgery.
Butt hey I don't have roids, yay!
Not really. I asked a nurse friend to come over and do them for me. Not only have I never done one before, but it is guaranteed to be extremely painful.
And no food or drink after midnight tonight (surgery at 2:45 tomorrow).
You should have asked Kristen for help.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
As my H tells me, maybe you shouldn't push so hard.
Are you going to have to sit on one of those donut things?
Oh, and I would have made my H pick up that Rx to save myself any embarrassment.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
I don't think it's related to pushing. I'm not a pusher.
Or I suppose after those two surgeries I had to.
I'm not sure - pretty sure there will be no sitting on anything for the first 2-3 days.
No joke, my heart did a little jump when I read that, like "oh man, maybe Kristen can give me some tips" (HA!).
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You know how when you hear about a surgery and your related body part starts to hurt? Yeah...my butt hurts. Hope your butt doesn't hurt for too long. Good luck Fitty!
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Goddamn you lisa, you totally stole my joke. I was going to say "What, what's in your butt?"
Fitty, I'm sorry that Marty McFly ripped a hole in the time space continuum that you keep in your anoose. I hope you get one of those fancy inflatable donuts to sit on!
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I know! And trim your nails, man!
I have not been told anything about a donut. I'm guessing the drive home will require one though!
Probably not. You will probably be jacked up good on goof balls, and will have a big layer of gauze and tape for cushion.
You know, I'm guessing. I don't actually have any personal knowledge of what it is like to have your a$$ operated on. Nope. I do not.
Tell me everything you know, vinny! And don't stop til you get to the end. heehee
Did you have this dainty little surgery done too?
No, my surgery was for something different. I had pilonidal cysts removed...twice. If you don't know what that is - I will not go into detail. They were on my tailbone, so the procedure was more superficial than what I assume you are dealing with.
I'll tell you what, it certainly has hindered my future as an a$$ model.