impressive criminal

askmetostay

i gotta say....props to fitting all this stuff in her lady parts.

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PuppiesAndRainbows

::jawdrop:: In her lady business?!?!?  Unless you're Michelle Duggar, I have no clue how you can fit 50 bags of heroin, cash and change in there? WTF????

eeeeva

Woah. This is one strange story.

Could you imagine the faces when she goes to pay for gas. "Hang on a sec, I think I can shake another couple of bucks out."

 

 

askmetostay

i read the article to DH, and he says "you know what the most impressive part is right? the 22 cents."

Sadlebred

Wow!

PuppiesAndRainbows

all joking aside, if one of those bags had broken she could have died. The vagina is a mucous membrane and will absorb the drug. There was a news article recently about teenagers wanting to get drunk, so they inserted vodka soaked tampons and went to school. They were drunk without the obvious tell tale breath. Boys were inserting them in their asssholes

askmetostay

PuppiesAndRainbows:

all joking aside, if one of those bags had broken she could have died. The vagina is a mucous membrane and will absorb the drug. There was a news article recently about teenagers wanting to get drunk, so they inserted vodka soaked tampons and went to school. They were drunk without the obvious tell tale breath. Boys were inserting them in their asssholes

i have NEVER wanted to be drunk that badly. ever.