Dear Lazy CoWorker,
I have talked to our boss about how lazy you are but she apprarently thinks you are great, so here I look like an idiot.
We both know how lazy you are. The mere fact that you have been in this position for 5 years and I have been here for less than 2 months, and I am doing 3 times the work that you are (sometimes more), really aggravates me.
Also, please stop trying to talk to patients about religion, the workplace is not the environment for this and also you are offending more people than you are helping.
Lastly, we get 45 minutes for lunch, not an hour. Please come back on time so I am not stuck by myself, and our 2 other co workers are not late leaving for their lunch because you are so inconsiderate.
Thanks,
Me