Open letters anyone?

Pookums

Dear DH I am so proud that you started working out again and are being good about your diet, but maybe you can slow things down. There is no need for you to go getting all super hot in the next few months.

Dear billing system tech support, so after three days of case updates you decide to call me after the work day is finished then update the case for my boss to see that I was unavailable at the time of your call? Really? Wow that makes me like you guys so much more. (OH and I know that you know we are on EST)

Dear radio stations stop airing opening day events or I will turn you off, it's like St. Patricks Day all over again, I don't like feeling left out.

Oct08b2bee

Dear Job,

You make me miserable. I deeply regret accepting you and cannot wait until I return from maternity leave and my one-year contact is expired and I can look for a new position. 

Signed,
Disgruntled Employee

Pookums

Dear Dani's Job

Stop making her miserable. You suck.

::hugs:: (for Dani, not the sucky job)

FutureMrsNAH

Dear Campbell. I wish you hadn't woken up earlier than you were ready to because wow, you are upset. I can't believe I'm putting you down for a nap now! And I think you are sick . Love, worried and already frustrated Mama.

Now_a_Swearingen

Dear new babysitter: I'm very nervous but excited for you to possibly be taking on the roll of Avery's caregiver soon. We meet you today to evaluate each other, I hope J, Avery, & I like you. I was comfortable with you on the phone & it seems like we are on the same page. If this doesn't work out. I'm officially screwd.

Dear Job, you suck for keeping me away from my child for so many hours. However, I am very thankful for you and that you pay the bills.

Dear Govn't, I've lost every oz. of respect for you, for what you are putting people through.

weddingcaketaster

dear unborn baby,

i love you with all my heart, and would do and go through anything for you...but you're kind of making me miserable lately.  I'm crabby, exhausted, and the throwing up from reflux last night just wasn't very cute.  I'm not saying that i want you to make a super early appearance, but i am saying that once 37 weeks hits, feel free to come on out.  You can break our lease agreement, it's really ok.

love always,

mama

lolabright

Dear Alexander,

Please, please sleep in your own bed tonight. I know you didn't feel well last night and that you had a fever, but Mommy and Daddy would like a night without a baby hitting or kicking us while we try to sleep.

Love a very tired Mommy

Dear Dr.G,

Thanks for jinxing us with Xander's cold. You had to say if he got a fever to bring him back in, well less than 24 hours later the poor kiddo had a 100.9 fever. And he still has the darn fever!

Annoyed Mom

Dear Mom,

Thank you for taking care of my sick baby today so I can attend work. I know your back will hurt tomorrow, but I am thankful that you will take my sick baby for me when you can.

Love your Daughter

 

Mitzzi23

Dear Students I tutor, can you please stop missing tutoring. You are both very behind in your classes and need to come. This is your school, all you have to do is come for two hours, please just come. Also, you take money away from me when you can't come. I want that money.

brie&drew

Dear Email System,

Stop messing up my html! I've been trying to send this stupid newsletter all week, and it's still not right. I've checked in the preview and it looks awesome, but my actual test emails to myself look like poop. I've now had to schedule a work session with my boss ot have him help me figure it out. Totally grateful he's willing to- but I feel like a total idiot having to ask for an html tutorial. I manage our communications- including the electronic stuff.

Hate you so bad right now.

Brie 

brie&drew

Dear MBA Teammate,

Stop trying to do all the work yourself. Save the document, walk away and let the rest of us take a turn at filling it out. This project is 40% of our grade, I get it your nervous. Know what- me too! But it's team work. TEAM. Slow your hyper-type-A roll. We're not curing cancer- just writing a paper about a chocolate company.

I said I would do the formatting/compilation of data and you've take it upon yourself to start the document layout. Help is appreciated, but I'm starting to get the idea that you don't trust me to do my portion of the work. If that's the case, let's chat, and then let's hug it out and move on.

I want to do well just as much as you do, but it's not like I'm putting my GPA on my resume or my diploma.

- Your suddenly stressed out teammate

tshott

Dear Drew's company: 
Thank you SO much for sending him an email at 8:15 this morning to let him know that there was a problem with payroll and that he wouldn't be getting paid today as scheduled, but rather on Monday.  Are you eff'n kidding me???  I understand that you're trying to buy 2 new 777, but you need to take care of your employees first!!!!!  Sincerely, the wife who pays the bills

Dear CreativeLive:
Thank you for your live stream of the Jasmine Star photography workshop.  Love her!!!
Sincerely, a very happy photog

shelley1002

Dear Nose,

Please stop bleeding.  I know it's just a little trickle and it's going down my throat and not my face but you know that if this doesn't stop by tomorrow morning or if it gets worse I will need to go to the ER and possibly have emergency reconstructive surgery on the inside of my nose.  This is not what I want ever, especially a week before vacation.  And why do you have be the side that sent me to the ER years ago?  You have made me nervous all freaking day.  Now stop.

Irritated.

Pookums

shelley1002:

Dear Nose,

Please stop bleeding.  I know it's just a little trickle and it's going down my throat and not my face but you know that if this doesn't stop by tomorrow morning or if it gets worse I will need to go to the ER and possibly have emergency reconstructive surgery on the inside of my nose.  This is not what I want ever, especially a week before vacation.  And why do you have be the side that sent me to the ER years ago?  You have made me nervous all freaking day.  Now stop.

Irritated.

Dear Shelley's nose pretty please stop bleeding.

MarJo03

Dear leftover pizza,

I was thinking about you all day while I was working. I came home and reheated you, and you just did not live up to my expectations. In fact, you were quite awful this time around. AND you gave me heartburn. You are a left`over pizza assh0le.
Now, I have to find something else for lunch.
Eff you from my disgruntled stomach.

Dear adorable kitty cat,

I love you. You are so fluffy and adorable, and I love that you love cuddling with my big ol' belly`

MarJo03

!!! This is what I was going to complain about, you damn cat. I hate that you have to lounge on half on my keyboard, and you refuse to move!! Stop hitting buttons and turning my caps lock on and posting things before I'm ready!!!! ERGH!! But I LOVE that you snuggle up with my belly and when you feel Felicity move underneath you, you start purring -- it makes my heart melt.

Love, your mom (who pays for your food, remember that the next time you want to sleep on my keyboard while I'm using it... I control your food!!)

mrsbaecker101108

Dear not so good at packing boxes Uncle,

Why the hel! did you just throw things into boxes when you were packing my grandma's things to mail up north?  I know you were in a hurry to get things done, but really you felt it was ok to just throw priceless heirlooms into boxes with clothes, and not wrap them or at least make sure the clothes were wrapped appropriately to protect them. 

Signed,

Your frustrated niece

Dear amazing DH,

Thank you so much for trying to comfort my sobbing mother who opened those boxes mailed by my horrible packing uncle, only to find those heirlooms, my grandmothers most prized possessions are broken to bits.  I know you didn't really know what to say, and you only half believe what you said to my mom, but I thank you for trying to comfort her.

Signed,

Your loving wife