August 2009 Weddings
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Spicy Friday
Spill your most embarassing sexual experience!
Re: Spicy Friday
Not with V, but a long time ago... once I was giving a BJ and there was so much and it tasted so bad that I choked, gagged and spit a whole bunch of it right back out.
He swore it was normal but I'm *pretty* sure it wasn't jizz....
Baby #2: Surprise BFP 9.19.12, EDD 5.24.13, natural m/c 10.19.13 at 9w
Embarassing and terrifying...
When I was still living at home (ok..I was in high school), I had my BF at the time over my house. He was going down on me when the lights came on in my room, and I found my stepdad standing in the doorway. The worst part is it took us a few minutes to realize what was going on. I was pretty much stuck at home until I moved out.
That's kind of hot!
Snoopy, that is absolutely horrifying!
Mine: In college, I was finally hooking up with a big crush (we had fooled around a bit before, but this time we finally slept together.) I slept over at his place that night, and early in the morning while I was still asleep, farted in my sleep so loud that I woke myself up. I was instantly mortified but so happy it happened while my crush was still asleep. Until I opened my eyes and realized he was already wide awake, and looked like he had been for some time. Ugh. I still cringe whenever I think of this.
I will share one on behalf of my husband as well:
When he was younger (in college I think), he was home on break visiting his parents and his girlfriend at the time was visiting, too. One day, his dad was at work and his mom had run out to do a bunch of errands, so H and his gf had the house to themselves. They had a very loud session up in H's old bedroom, and when they were done, H went down to the kitchen to get some water. H's mom was sitting at the kitchen table. She had forgotten something at home and came home early - and she had very obviously heard what was going on upstairs. Neither one of them talked about it, but H said his mom couldn't look him in the eye for the rest of the week.
this is definitely more embarrassing for an ex-boyfriend of mine, but I was still pretty mortified.
I was going down on this guy I dated... he was on his knees and sitting up, so I figured while I had the room, I'd play with the boys too. he got a little too relaxed apparently, because as soon as I put my hand underneath, he FARTED. on my hand. pretty much IN MY FACE.
needless to say, the mood was instantly killed. I don't think I've ever put my clothes on so fast in my life.
other than that, I can't really think of much. I tend to not get too embarrassed. I mean there's the normal bodily sounds, but I usually just laugh it off, haha.
TTC since October 2010 | BFP 12/29/11 | RRQ BORN 08/26/12
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DH and I were staying at his family's camp. We were going at it and still using condoms at this point (before we were married). All of a sudden we heard people in the driveway, so we quickly stopped, put ourselves together, and went downstairs. It was some neighbors just checking on things since they didn't know anyone was going to be there that weekend. So, no big deal, we moved on.
DH's uncle called him a couple of weeks later because he had found a used condom in the bedroom. Apparently in his rush, DH didn't clean up very well. Whoops. I still am a little uncomfortable when we see his uncle.
BFP 5/2/11, missed m/c, D&C 6/13/11
BFP 12/8/11--Little Girl E Born 8/22/12
Last summer we went to an out of town wedding and we were staying at a B&B with several friends. We both got really drunk at the wedding and we decided that we needed to do it. Since everyone was at the wedding (even the owners of the B&B since they were friends of the parents) were at the wedding so we would have the whole place to ourselves.
We walk back to the B&B (it was only 2 minutes away) with the plan that if anyone asks where we were, I would say I needed more batteries for my camera. We get back to the room, I try to be all sexy and jump on the bed, go flying across the bed and off the other side, bruising myself up pretty good. But I wasn't going to be stopped. The deed gets done and by this time we are getting text messages from friends (sexually explicit, since they figured us out). We rush back and everyone starts clapping and cheering for us. Even our B&B hosts got in on it, saying if they knew they kind of couple we were, they would have put us in the green rooom since it's the "consumation suite". Embarassing night...but hot.
Snoopy, your story is absolutely cringe-worthy. As I was ready I found myself feeling incredibly uncomfortable so I can only imagine how bad it was for you!
My embarrassing story also involves a family member walking in! DH and I started dating in high school where we obviously didn't have the privacy that older couples do, and of course in those beginning stages of romance we wanted to be all over each other all the time despite living in our parents' houses. One night he and I were at his parents' in the computer room which is in the garage detached from the rest of the house so we thought we'd be safe for a quickie session. I had been sitting on his lap wrapped in a blanket looking stuff up online and so we both just pulled our pants down and went to town without removing any other articles of clothing. Well DH's mom comes in to check up on us. You should first know she is a bit of a wino and is not very coherent after about 7 o' clock. We immediately stopped and I wrapped the blanket around us as fast as I could and tried to act normal, but then she came over and wrapped her arms around us and started talking about how happy she was that she could trust us alone (quite an ironic time she picked to say that!) and then proceeded to kiss DH on the cheek while he was still inside me. I remember thinking "good god we just had a threesome with my MIL." It was the most awkward sexual experience I've ever encountered, and I'm sure it would've been worse had she known what was going on. But she was so buzzed that she seriously had no idea, which I am thankful for
This makes me cringe just as much.