Student stories

janda309

I haven't done these in awhile.

A student informed me "messicans have chihuahua's, black people have ROCKweiler's and white people have LAPrador's".  

I have no idea where that came from but it was just funny how he said it.

Also, last week before one of our test's a student asked me to pray.  After explaining why I couldn't, he prayed on his own. Then the next day for test #2, he says, "Can I have a moment with the big cheese?"  LOL.  I can't say I've ever heard God referred to as that but whatever.

 

Random side note - my students have been really into discussing relgion lately.  I hate that I have to tell them they can't talk about no matter what their beliefs are because I think it's important they understand each other (we have a lot of different belief systems represented).

 

Best story ever though - A kid fell down in my class (never ties his shoes) and he proceeds to yell, "PIMP DOWN, PIMP DOWN!"  I've never laughed so hard in my life!  He was in 3rd grade at the time.  Hilarious!

So, there's your Monday student stories

OSUWifey09

janda309:

Best story ever though - A kid fell down in my class (never ties his shoes) and he proceeds to yell, "PIMP DOWN, PIMP DOWN!"  I've never laughed so hard in my life!  He was in 3rd grade at the time.  Hilarious!

Holy crap. I remember when this phrase was said for the first time...I almost died laughing when I read this.

iheartcutepuppies

janda309:

Best story ever though - A kid fell down in my class (never ties his shoes) and he proceeds to yell, "PIMP DOWN, PIMP DOWN!"  I've never laughed so hard in my life!  He was in 3rd grade at the time.  Hilarious!

So, there's your Monday student stories

 I so needed that, my day is a sh!t show!!

janda309

iheartcutepuppies:

janda309:

Best story ever though - A kid fell down in my class (never ties his shoes) and he proceeds to yell, "PIMP DOWN, PIMP DOWN!"  I've never laughed so hard in my life!  He was in 3rd grade at the time.  Hilarious!

So, there's your Monday student stories

 I so needed that, my day is a sh!t show!!

Glad I could help.  I should write these things down to remember them.  I could write a book. 

amethyst1220

great stories! you should write a book

aligator423uf

OMG that is hilarious. You should seriously start writing this stuff down and make a book out of all the quotes. Love it.

justrachet

write a book!

Cutiepie811

OSUWifey09:

janda309:

Best story ever though - A kid fell down in my class (never ties his shoes) and he proceeds to yell, "PIMP DOWN, PIMP DOWN!"  I've never laughed so hard in my life!  He was in 3rd grade at the time.  Hilarious!

Holy crap. I remember when this phrase was said for the first time...I almost died laughing when I read this.

This made me laugh!!  It reminds me of the "Friday after Next" movie