Northern California Nesties
Passanie
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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear ________ Thursday
Tell us what you'd really like to say.
My favorite place on earth: The Amargosa Valley.
Re: Dear ________ Thursday
Dear May 19, Please come sooner. I would like to check on this little baby I am cooking! Sincerely, Crazy mama
Dear Heat,
Please go away. It's too hot to sleep upstairs and heat coupled with my constant nausea is less than desireable.
Dear Kitties,
Thanks so much for the cuddlefest I have been enjoying today. You are just too darn cute!
Love, the crazy cat lady
Dear boss,
Lay the f*ck off.
Me.
Dear bosses:
When you put forth numbers that will result in major changes to my job (ie. me loosing it) please don't announce it offhand and couched in "guess we'll have to hire a physics teacher" (When I can only read it as "goodbye Christine!")
Oh, and BTW this whole issue could be solved by letting Freshmen take Biology (which I can teach) rather than Physics (which I can't teach).
Thanks
Teacher with 10 years experience, 5 years at this school, credentials in 2 hard to staff areas who still is left hanging every year
Note: I'll still have a job, but it will be at another school (and I currently teach at the top school in the district) and I probably won't find out where until the end of the summer. Meanwhile I have a TON of stuff in my classroom which I don't want to pack until I have to and this district seems to offer no help moving you (other districts hired movers who packed and moved you).
Dear Sharks:
Make it happen tomorrow, mmmmkay?
Dear Self:
You know you can pass this certification test. You are a bright and smart person. You studied hard. Just do it.
i thought my hubby was going to have an aneurysm after that final score last night...it was some tense moments.
dear co-worker,
i know you haven't gotten laid in years and that'll be changing when your 'friend' comes and visits in august.. BUUUUUT...can you stop giving me details?
from someone who doesn't want to picture a 60 and 42 year old getting it on
thanks
(however, props to you for getting someone only a year older than your son) lol
Dear Body,
please stop resisting my efforts to get back into shape before our embryo transfer, and please please please let the embryos snuggle in!
Dear Bank Account balance,
why aren't you doubling?! I'm begging!
dear co-worker,
please quit coming in and asking me if i know what so and so's schedule is because she's got the whole day blocked out on her calendar. i have as much information as you do, i.e. none. how about sending so and so an email and asking her?
signed,
miss grumpy-ass
dear self,
i know you are capable of an attitude adjustment about work, and it will make your life a lot easier. quit fighting it so much and just do it. maybe? please? sigh.......
Dear Body,
Please quit effing me around. You know what you need to do (and what I want you to do) so just make it happen.
Thanks,
Mel
Dear Self,
Please realize the gym is important - to important to not go everyday. You've got vacations coming up with "the boy" so let's kick this in the butt.
Gym hating-tanning-loving chick
Dear May 19th
Please hurry up and get here. Santa Cruz is calling my name and I can't wait for vacation. The beach, the waves, the cabin in the mountains...so divine. And the boy and I need some quite time so please, make the next 14 days fly by mkay.
Thanks,
A beach-vacation-loving-girl
I have another two:
Dear co-irker:
Please.stop.asking.me.about.everything. a)It is annoying b)I am on my lunch c)I do not care. You are an adult. You can figure it out on your own.
Dear FB people:
Don't assume everyone has a mom this Mother's Day. I am not a mom. I can not change my profile pic to a picture with my mom, b/c the most recent one I have of her is when she was ill. And if she was still alive, I doubt she would be on FB. I do not get along with my MIL.
So my question is this -will this be done when Father's Day comes around?
-a motherless gal who is not a mom.
Dear Jerkface,
It's amazing to me that you are so self-centered and/or paranoid that you always think everything is about you or involves you, yet you really don't take responsibility for the actual crappy things you do (yeah, YOU were the reason she left, so don't say you miss her). Also, it's an a-hole move to plan a get together for someone and make them drive out to where you are, and then look annoyed when we have to ask you to stop being an AW and shut your trap for 5 seconds so we can sing happy birthday to her. You pretty much just suck.
Puppies and Rainbows,
Me
bahahha!! i mean, what an ass!
Dear vacation,
Please be exceptionally awesome and stress-free. Please do not undo all of my WW progress. And please do not get so hot that I get bitchy.
Thanks,
Me
Women don't want to hear what men think,
women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice
Dear FIL,
For the love of cake and all that is pastry, PLEASE clean your bathroom before H and I come down this weekend. It's really gross and every time we come down I have to clean your gross ass bathroom. I can deal with the rest of the house (even though it's always dirty) but I need a clean shower and toilet. At least you wash sheets for us.
TIA,
Daughter-in-law
Dear God,
Please give H and I a safe trip down to So Cal this weekend.
Your Faithful Servant,
Me
same boat here