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I have to share my FB entertainment....(long)

...I have this facebook friend and if she ever looks to see her facebook stalkers I swear I will be #1. I check her page everyday, its hilarious.

A little back story, we were friends when we were younger, birth until about 12-13. The closest arounf age 4-6. Her mom was my mom's made of honor in my parent's wedding....when she was a pre-teen her parents divorced and her mom got into drugs and her and my mom went their seperate ways....I honestly really feel sorry for her but she is 29 now and can make her own choices.

Anyway, she friended me last year and I accepted, man I am glad I did......First, she is a stripper, nothing against strippers, I actually have some stripper friends myself but she works at Micky's in Cumberland. Anyone who knows about it will know that you will probably catch crabs just walking in the place. Second, she posts pictures of herself in her stripper get-ups. And third, where I get my most entertainment, she posts the most ghetto, obnoxious, uneducated, slang statements I have ever heard, I read them to my husband all the time and we get our daily entertainment. He always asked if there are any new posts from her...

Let me share some beautys with you:

"They cut me off from drinking shots at work. I can drink, drinks but no shots....Lmoa watch now I don't drink anything and the bar makes no money. All because I yelled at this clepto b!tch for being late, leaving me sitting there like fitty times."

"just left the boot legger bout to get f$%cked up with my girl..."

"dude your girlsa custy u got nerve. Your almost 40yrs old running around with youngens. Grow up and get your mind rite"

"whats on my mind if G.O.D. doesn't like ugly....I apologoze to everyone for all the drama that had been going on on my facebook. A friend I have been friends with for 15 yrs straight hurt my like no other friend has in my whole life. Two wrongs don't make a right but when my x best friend threathend she was going to have me shot and gang raped it really broke me down"

"aight I know one of the peopl who went in my work tonight. I don't know for sure if he knew the other people. I aint mentioning my friends name in public but i know he aint the one who robbed the f&%cking pin ball machine. My job is on the line cus people I don't even know robbed the pin ball machine and broke it."

"so maybe i am an alcholic..what kind of woman drinks over a pint of henney by herself. i think I need aa classes or somethng...i aint even that f$%cked up, thats the problem..."

I could go on and on these are just some of the recent ones, she has talked about how she missed her x that's in the ACI and she was going to have a "straight jail style" wedding next week. And then the following week, the week of her gorgeous wedding she was posting that she was "fallen for a white boy".

Man, I thinking everyone should have a facebook friend like this....

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Re: I have to share my FB entertainment....(long)

  • I agree... facebook friends like that are not only entertaining but can make feel so good about yourself! lol :)

     

    she seems like a character! ;) 

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  • kmm13kmm13 member
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    LOL!  You had me at "fitty times".  Fantastic!!!  I do wish that I had a FB friend like that... I just complained yesterday elsewhere about a FB friend that is someone I knew in elementary school as well.  Her posts make her out to be spoiled and snotty.  But I don't want to defriend her because I enjoy the entertainment!
  • Oh, that is special  :)
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