To the girl who emails me every month when my newsletter goes out, asking me to remove you from my email list, even though EVERY TIME I've apologized and told you how to do it yourself because I can't as a third party. You do the same thing I do, for a different company, and really should know how to find and use an unsubscribe link. When it says you aren't unsubscribed until you confirm it, I can't do anything about that. You just want to send me nasty emails because I stepped on your toes TWO YEARS AGO when we worked on the same non-profit board. Put your big girl panties on and act professionally.
To my neighbors who let your cats run loose in the neighborhood and to poop in my yard. I really prefer not to step in cat poop in my own yard, scoop it out of the flower bed I'm working on, or shoo your cat out of my garage and away from the ant poison they're sniffing at because you don't want to be a responsible pet owner and watch your cats while they're out. I've warned you twice now, next time I'm calling animal control.
To my sister. Grow up and be independent! Men are occasionally going to make you mad. Suck it up and deal with it like an adult. If you don't like what he does, kick his arse to the curb. Otherwise, give a little and realize that he's human too.
To the Powerball "powers-that-be." Hurry up and pick my numbers, would you?