Hudson Valley Nesties
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

Important womens health issue:

Important  Women's  Health Issue:* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?* Do you suffer from shyness?* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?If you  answered yes to any of these questions, ask your  doctor orpharmacist about  Margaritas.Margaritas are the safe,  natural way to feel better and more confidentabout yourself and your actions. Margaritas  can help ease you out ofyour shyness and  let you tell the world that you're ready and  willingto do just about anything. You will  notice the benefits of Margaritasalmost  immediately and with a regimen of regular doses  you canovercome any obstacles that prevent  you from living the life you wantto  live.Shyness and awkwardness will be a  thing of the past and you willdiscover many  talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and  startliving, with  Margaritas.Margaritas may not be right  for everyone. Women who are pregnant ornursing should not use Margaritas. However,  women who wouldn't mindnursing or becoming  pregnant are encouraged to try it.Side  effects may include:- Dizziness- Nausea- Vomiting- Incarceration- Erotic lustfulness- Loss of motor  control- Loss of clothing- Loss of  money- Loss of virginity- Table  dancing- Headache- Dehydration- Dry  mouth- And a desire to sing  KaraokeWARNINGS:* The consumption of  Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.* The consumption of  Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.*  The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to  think you can sing.Please share this  with women who may need  Margaritas.
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Re: Important womens health issue:

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    You have NO idea how much I needed that laugh!  And some Margaritas!

  • That is f-ing awesome.  I'm totally stealing that to post on FB.

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