Can We Talk About Shower Sex?

ClaireDunphy

Cause I think I've been doin' it wrong.

I don't like it.

Maybe its because I'm short? Do you bring lube into the shower? I find that water == lube.

ashleemw

We usually have a little dry land foreplay before going in so lube isn't necessary.

LXLX

I'm 5'4 and he's 6'2. Does not work.

luckyinlove11902

I think it depends on the shower, height of you and DH and how strong your DH is. If he can lift you up and hold you really well that makes for more fun IMO. It can be dangerous and slippery though...

clseale13

I'm not a huge fan of it either. I like it every now and then, but it's not my fav. For me it's a temperature issue though. I get cold in a shower if I'm not under really warm water. I just can't find the perfect scenario in the shower where I'm not freezing, or annoyed with the water that's splashing in my face. Now bathtub sex I'm all for.

Soon2BMrsSikes

We've tried it a few times, but it's more trouble than it's worth IMO.

Mrs_W_Pookie

It can be difficult and requires some awkward leg lifting.  Also, there are lubrication issues.

mon.petit.chou

We will sometimes foreplay by taking a shower together, but then move to the bedroom for the main event. The logistics of the shower are just not that good for us. Maybe someday if we redo it and make it bigger... have some sort of bench.. I'm not sure what would be the best...

adarlingzta

Water can be drying which is why it doesn't work well as a lube. Water based lubes will wash off (as they are designed to do). Silicone lube is the way to go for any sort of water play. 

If you are wanting to mess around in the shower but maybe sex is weird or awkward, you can always take a toy in with you. Most are waterproof now and the variety is endless.  You can also create a sexy spa feel at home with scrubs, washes and lotions to use on each other. 

I know I am sort of a random poster over here these days but as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

Mrs_W_Pookie

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

Kristin&Adam

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

LOL!

After one unfortunate incident where I wound up on my toosh, we just don't go there anymore!

clseale13

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

Right? lol That line cracked me up!

dollfinn19

We love fooling around in the shower.  We're about the same height.  We usually will save the uh, fininshing touches, for outside the shower though.

Temp103605875001677

I am not a fan, but I will occasionally initiate because I know he likes it.

PantsOffDanceOff

I enjoy it every once in a while. We usually have lots of foreplay so there is no lube issue. DH is strong and can hold me up or he uses those thigh muscles to bend down a little bit and I just bend over LOL. Sometimes we just initiate in there and move to the bedroom if we don't feel like working that hard.

adarlingzta

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

I was trying to not be all "vendor-y"  :P  But if you want naughty, I can help you out LOL  We just got a swing that does not require hardware. And cotton candy oral gel that is SO freaking good. 

ClaireDunphy

adarlingzta:

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

I was trying to not be all "vendor-y"  :P  But if you want naughty, I can help you out LOL  We just got a swing that does not require hardware. And cotton candy oral gel that is SO freaking good. 

Sorry, but making a *** taste like cotton candy will not make me enjoy giving a blow job.

ashleemw

ClaireDunphy:

adarlingzta:

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

I was trying to not be all "vendor-y"  :P  But if you want naughty, I can help you out LOL  We just got a swing that does not require hardware. And cotton candy oral gel that is SO freaking good. 

Sorry, but making a *** taste like cotton candy will not make me enjoy giving a blow job.

However, if it's a lindt white chocolate truffle, we might be in business  

ClaireDunphy

ashleemw:

ClaireDunphy:

adarlingzta:

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

I was trying to not be all "vendor-y"  :P  But if you want naughty, I can help you out LOL  We just got a swing that does not require hardware. And cotton candy oral gel that is SO freaking good. 

Sorry, but making a *** taste like cotton candy will not make me enjoy giving a blow job.

However, if it's a lindt white chocolate truffle, we might be in business  

LOL! But that's only if his splooge tastes like that. Its like a reward for your effort.

ashleemw

ClaireDunphy:

ashleemw:

ClaireDunphy:

adarlingzta:

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

I was trying to not be all "vendor-y"  :P  But if you want naughty, I can help you out LOL  We just got a swing that does not require hardware. And cotton candy oral gel that is SO freaking good. 

Sorry, but making a *** taste like cotton candy will not make me enjoy giving a blow job.

However, if it's a lindt white chocolate truffle, we might be in business  

LOL! But that's only if his splooge tastes like that. Its like a reward for your effort.

Good point! I forgot about the technicalities! Yes, white chocolate laced splooge...not good. And I'm going to vomit now... 

ashleemw

ClaireDunphy:

ashleemw:

ClaireDunphy:

adarlingzta:

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

I was trying to not be all "vendor-y"  :P  But if you want naughty, I can help you out LOL  We just got a swing that does not require hardware. And cotton candy oral gel that is SO freaking good. 

Sorry, but making a *** taste like cotton candy will not make me enjoy giving a blow job.

However, if it's a lindt white chocolate truffle, we might be in business  

LOL! But that's only if his splooge tastes like that. Its like a reward for your effort.

Good point! I forgot about the technicalities! Yes, white chocolate laced splooge...not good. And I'm goin to vomit now... 

jacmdb

Soon2BMrsSikes:

We've tried it a few times, but it's more trouble than it's worth IMO.

Completely agree. It was not really enjoyable for me.

clseale13

ashleemw:

ClaireDunphy:

ashleemw:

ClaireDunphy:

adarlingzta:

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

I was trying to not be all "vendor-y"  :P  But if you want naughty, I can help you out LOL  We just got a swing that does not require hardware. And cotton candy oral gel that is SO freaking good. 

Sorry, but making a *** taste like cotton candy will not make me enjoy giving a blow job.

However, if it's a lindt white chocolate truffle, we might be in business  

LOL! But that's only if his splooge tastes like that. Its like a reward for your effort.

Good point! I forgot about the technicalities! Yes, white chocolate laced splooge...not good. And I'm goin to vomit now... 

Well....we really can make every conversation come back to this one, can't we?

adarlingzta

LOL Fair enough.  It isn't just for his parts ;-)  I am not of the splooge ingesting variety myself. Pretty much nothing makes that worth while to me. I do, however, have other tricks up my sleeve that make everyone happy.     

I feel like I need to go brush my teeth now. cotton candy and chocolate flavored splooge needs to be banished from my being.

cakenbake

These are also especially useful. We have two of the handles, and I want the footrest. I think it would work for leg shaving too.

Mrs_W_Pookie

adarlingzta:

Mrs_W_Pookie:

adarlingzta:

... as this is my area of expertise as it were, I wanted to weigh in ;-) 

You naughty girl, you

 

 

I was trying to not be all "vendor-y"  :P  But if you want naughty, I can help you out LOL  We just got a swing that does not require hardware. And cotton candy oral gel that is SO freaking good. 

I didn't get a vendor-y vibe ... heh heh, vibe ...

I need to know more about this swing.

chinchilla fiesta

Im too fat and that's how DH broke his rib.

PantsOffDanceOff

chinchilla fiesta:

Im too fat and that's how DH broke his rib.

Whaaaa?? Sounds like it was not a good time.

jodippls

PantsOffDanceOff:

chinchilla fiesta:

Im too fat and that's how DH broke his rib.

Whaaaa?? Sounds like it was not a good time.

What! I'm sorry, but I laughed a little. I can totally relate, not to the broken bone but to the other part.

chinchilla fiesta

We were both drunk. In fact when he fell the first thing I thought was "Oh ***, im too drunk to drive to the hospital, its a good thing its a rib because he's going to have to suck it up until tomorrow. " Then I fell asleep.

Lanerbell

I tried to use a towel rod as one of those handles once and broke off the wall and took some tile with it all down into the tub. We moved to the bed after that.