WTF Niners?? Where has everyone gone? I mean, I know it's summer, and there may be vacations here and there, but you can't tell me everyone is this busy all the time??
WTF weather?? 105s to 60s to 80s... and my allergies are totes kicking my ass. Of course I'll take the heat over the feets of snow any day, but this is just getting ridiculous.
WTF payroll?? Just because you may not have realized how much you were paying me per hour when you cut my time months ago doesn't mean you can reneg on my salary now! The numbers better be what they should be on Friday or else heads are going to roll....
WTF LiveJournal?? You've been down for over 24 hours now, and this is really putting a damper on my therapeutic reading, purging, and evenutally deleting of posts that I've been working on as of late...
WTF therapist?? My appointment after 2 weeks was supposed to be last Friday, but you decided to stay on your vacation a little bit longer, and never decided to call me?! Uncool... now I don't have an appt scheduled, it's going on 3 weeks since, and I'm debating whether or not I want the anxiety of actually going to appts with you in the first place!
Re: WTF Wednesday
WTF Car Dealer Man, having to threaten to turn you in to the attorney general last night was not good. That car better be immaculate when I get there tonight or you're getting a rage blackout.
WTF Board meeting starting 2 hours late. I'm not staying late to deal with you, so please wrap up on time. I have to get up to MD to see a man about a car.
WTF Interns- You're here to work, not to socialize via cell phone, facebook and IM all at the same time. Better yet, if you're introducing yourself to the Board of the company you're working for, maybe cut off, ripped up booty shorts weren't the way to go. Finally, you're trying to make a good impression, no? Try harder.
WTF Monster- The shower that I took in you this morning was unpleasant and has left me sticky and annoyed. White blouse + silk skirt + energy beverage shower is not a good start to the day. Luckily you were replaceable because 7:30am is not an okay time to start work without caffeine.
Stand up for something you believe in.
agreed!!!
WTF self? You want to do b-pics in 2 months? Stop grazing on chips and salsa before dinner. and for the love, get your assss out of bed in time to go work out. I'm losing patience with the dwindling amount of clothes in our closet that fit and look good on us. Get your shiit together girl!
I'm kind of here, mostly late night lurking. (Still) looking for a job, school and now moving due to a flood caused by my upstairs neighbor...no time.