OK, I am DYING at Suri's Burn Book:
Say what you want about my mother, but that *** has manners. She didn?t even have a shower. You know why? Because baby showers are for poor people.
I understand the urge to act out when you have five siblings fighting for your mother?s attention, especially when it?s obvious she?d rather be focusing on ruining other people?s marriages and shopping for things that are black.
But do you have to run around an airport behaving like you?re on ecstasy? (On Shiloh Jolie-Pitt)
Don?t worry about me. I make her carry me. These shoes cost more than her car.
Distressed boyfriend jeans, sweatpants, and (vomit) Ugg boots. If you didn?t recognize these people, you would think they were homeless. I mean, they?re flying commercial, so I guess they?re pretty close to homeless.
I?ve yet to make my red carpet debut, but I can guarantee you that when I do, I will not be wearing PANTS and FLATS.
Re: Haven
I KNOW! I loved the crack about Posh's daughter being shown for the first time on Twitter.
Never forget