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Dear Community,
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Dear _____ Thursday.
Re: Dear _____ Thursday.
Dear fancy nail salon,
Thanks for the infection (as a result of your technician digging way too deep and hard into the side of my toe), and what now appears to be the start of an ingrown toenail (on the same toe) because your technician improperly cut the nail!
And to think, this was my first pedicure in over a year after having the toenail on that very same toe torn off in an accident and waiting a year for it to fully grow back and out enough to even be able to get a pedicure.
Signed,
Toe-tally Pissed!
Ok, I chuckled at that but that toe-tally blows and I know about ingrowns. I had to get one surgically removed and it sucked how something so small hurt so freakin bad. The good news was that I got to wear flip flops for almost a month at work!
Dear boxes:
Please unpack yourself. That would save me so much time so I can focus on decorating!
- new homeowner.
Dear Jacka$$ plumber:
Stop d!cking around and fix the problem with the bathtub filling up when we take a shower. You did a sh!tastic job the first time and second time and now we have to call you for a 3rd time. You gave a 90 day warranty so fix it. You gave me the runaround so I passed it off to my DH and you gave him a BS line that you called and no one called you back. Um, did you leave a message? No.
See the thing is, that if you piss me off and then I have to escalate it to my husband, he is already pissed off. Then if you give him the runaround, then there will be he!! to pay. Please note that if you do not fix it, a)we will report you to the Better Business Bureau b)there is a thing called Yelp
- a pissed off wife and new homeowner
Dear 4-day weekend,
You can't get here soon enough. I'm not going to miss work on Monday or Tuesday and you better believe that my blackberry will be shut down beginning tomorrow at 315pm.
love,
me
IUI #1 10/12/11 (Bravelle + HCG + Prometrium & acupuncture) = 10/26 BFP! Beta #1=250, Beta #2= 615. 1st u/s 11/8.
bhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
(but sorry about the infection)
Dear Chick in the Word 2010 Class from this morning,
How can someone who has a job in this century NOT know ANYTHING about a computer? How do you not know what "tab" and "shift" do?? REALYY?!? Thanks for slowing the whole class down so that the instructor could explain a computer keyboard to you. I understand being behind in some programs, cause Lord knows Excel could really be in Chinese for all I know, but come on. There has to be some level of competence there.
Sincerely,
Your Frustrated Bitchy it's-too-early-for-this-shiz Classmate.
Dear stock market investors,
For the love of Pete, stop panicking. It's going to be okay...really. Shut off the doom and gloom cable news channels and ride it out. I'm glad the market went back up today so don't freak out and send it down another 500+ points. Repeat after me..."it's going to be ok, it's going to be ok." Thank you!
Warmest Regards,
Someone whose family relies on the market to take care of my grandmother and fix up the house for resale.
Dear DH,
Thank you for being so wonderful and always listening to me gripe and cry about my wacky family and not judging me for it.
Your always loving wife
Dear Saturday,
Please come soon, I am ready for my weekend!
Tired traveler
Dear dh,
We both know you have problems remembering to put things away. So, I'll admit it was funny, when you left the big blue salt container out next to the sink and it sat in some water and when you picked it up the bottom fell off and spewed salt everywhere.
However, I did not find it funny that you left this salt landscape on our counter for two days, even after telling me you would clean it up with the vacuum cleaner. I also didn't find it funny that when I needed counter space to make dinner, I had to clean it up. Guess the joke's on me.
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Dear Favorite Documentary Show - Why must you tell a sad story, this week, about a 91 y.o. woman who tragically lost her 3 children and spouse, living by herself, and still diving in the ocean to earn a bit of money? Must you really break my heart?
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Dear Favorite TV Variety Show Host - Please, please, please, don't leave the show! *cries*
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Dear Funk - please, go away!
GREAT big hugs to you!!!
From me too!
Dear coworker,
Thanks for coming to work with a cold. Now I have it.
-Sick person
I missed this yesterday, but here's mine, late.
Dear DH,
Happy 6-weekiversary! Thank you for being so wonderful. I love being married to you, and I'm looking forward to our future.
Love,
me
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