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Some People Need to NOT Word Vomit

 So, a friend and I met at the dog park tonight with our dogs of course.  A girl came to introduce herself to us.  I forget her name because everything else she had to say made my chin hit the ground.  So after introducing herself and telling us her H was a PFC (nothing wrong with that of course) she tells us he missed a deployment because her kid is CPS.  So I'm racking my brain thinking, "I know what this is...", and when I realized what it was I thought, "okay, so why is this the first thing you tell me?"  Then she proceeds to tell us that her husband cheated on her 4 times during their seven months of marriage and he's getting NJP'd for under age drinking.  At this point I'm doing the head-desk thing.  Icing on the cake...she finally tells us that she is 17.  Indifferent  DH asked me if she finished highschool and I'm not sure I want to know the answer to that one.

I try not to be judgemental but regardless, this probably isn't stuff you should be telling total strangers at the dog park and I think that's what really made my jaw drop.

Oh, almost forgot, she has a tattoo of a dildo on her forearm.  I asked her if it was a tube of lipstick (it was a red stick kind of shaped like lipstick) and her reaction was basically, "No, silly, it's a dildo," like that's normal or something.

ETA:  This will be a post and run because DH is getting his whites ready for a ceremony tomorrow and then we're gonna watch a movie.

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Re: Some People Need to NOT Word Vomit

  • Indifferent holy crap
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  • Did you tell her about The Nest? We'd love to have her here!
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  • imageMaryboo247:
    Did you tell her about The Nest? We'd love to have her here!

    Yes

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  • imageSammy0709:

     So, a friend and I met at the dog park tonight with our dogs of course.  A girl came to introduce herself to us.  I forget her name because everything else she had to say made my chin hit the ground.  So after introducing herself and telling us her H was a PFC (nothing wrong with that of course) she tells us he missed a deployment because her kid is CPS.  So I'm racking my brain thinking, "I know what this is...", and when I realized what it was I thought, "okay, so why is this the first thing you tell me?"  Then she proceeds to tell us that her husband cheated on her 4 times during their seven months of marriage and he's getting NJP'd for under age drinking.  At this point I'm doing the head-desk thing.  Icing on the cake...she finally tells us that she is 17.  Indifferent  DH asked me if she finished highschool and I'm not sure I want to know the answer to that one.

    I try not to be judgemental but regardless, this probably isn't stuff you should be telling total strangers at the dog park and I think that's what really made my jaw drop.

    Oh, almost forgot, she has a tattoo of a dildo on her forearm.  I asked her if it was a tube of lipstick (it was a red stick kind of shaped like lipstick) and her reaction was basically, "No, silly, it's a dildo," like that's normal or something.

    ETA:  This will be a post and run because DH is getting his whites ready for a ceremony tomorrow and then we're gonna watch a movie.

     

    Uhhh.. this made me "WTF?!" hardcore.. I mean.. really?!

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  • It was at the dog park on base and I wouldn't be suprised if she was originally from 29

    I also forgot that she started talking crap on the officers and senior enlisted in the batallion.  Now that's a REALLY great idea.

    And now it is movie time for me.

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  • o_O is it not normal for people to have dildos on their arm?
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  • She sounds lovely, all the way from the overshare to the dildo tattoo.  What a class act!

    I would totally take the dog to the dog park more often if I could run into people like this.  They're like Sasquatch sightings; you hear the stories, but you're not sure if they're true until you experience it for yourself.

    And then you weep for humanity.

  • Oh, dear God, help us all. 
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  • Wow.   Where do you begin?  
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  • A dildo tattoo on the forearm? Clearly she never wants to be employed at any time in her life.
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