Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told
her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It
took a couple days, but on the third day He came home to a
clean house and dishes washed and put away.
> The second man had married a woman from Utah . He had given
> his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
> and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but
> the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw
> his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a
> huge dinner on the table.
> The third man had married a girl from Alabama . He told her
> that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
> lawn mowed, laundry washed and to have hot meals on the table
> for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything,
> the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day
> some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
> out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat and
> load the dishwasher.
Re: Some early morning Alabama humor:
This has made my day